#MittStormTips for surviving Sandy

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Worried about the hurricane? This Mitt Romney meme has got you covered

BY KATIE MCDONOUGH

My thoughts and prayers go out to 53% of you. #MittStormTips #Sandy

— Mitt's Storm Tips (@MittStormTips) October 29, 2012
#MittStormTips: In case of flooding, raise your car elevator to at least the 5th or 6th floor of your mansion. #Sandy

— Barracks O'Bama (@P0TUS) October 29, 2012
#MittStormTips Stock up on extra housekeepers, kitchen staff, maintenance personel.

— Keith M. (@ksecus) October 29, 2012
Mitt Romney urges Americans: "Stay in your mansions."

— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) October 29, 2012
When a hurricane threatens your east coast waterfront property, move to your west coast waterfront property.#MittStormTips #Sandy

— Nell Scovell (@NellSco) October 29, 2012
#MittStormTips Put your tax records in the basement, make sure it floods, and then run. For President.

— Joel Strauss (@justjoel59) October 29, 2012
#MittStormTips: Don't wait for FEMA. Pull yourself up out of the flooded city by your own bootstraps, hippie.

— Remy Maisel (@wrygoneawry) October 29, 2012
Just buy a bigger yacht. If you don't have the money for a bigger yacht, ask your parents! #MittStormTips #Sandy

— Nina Bargiel (@slackmistress) October 29, 2012
! RT @mittstormtips: Women, cook tomorrow's dinner tonight in case you don't have power tomorrow. #MittStormTips #Sandy

— ShelbyKnox (@ShelbyKnox) October 29, 2012
Fellow investors, get ready for some new beachfront properties! #MittStormTips #Sandy

— Mitt's Storm Tips (@MittStormTips) October 29, 2012

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2. Re: Women, cook tomorrow's dinner tonight in case you don't have power tomorrow. Isn't slackmistress

...a Duer?