In Mitt Romney's America - what Hurricane Sandy cleanup would look like

[Viva_La_Revolution]

Scene: Far Rockaways, Queens, New York City, NY, just after the gale force winds of Hurricane/Tropical Storm/Cyclone Sandy have moved through, destroying property, flooding streets, and sending trees into houses and cars. The damage is catastrophic.

But thanks to President W. Mitt Romney’s forward-thinking ideas and ideals, the Federal Emergency Response has been outsourced to the private sector and help is just a phone call away.

Jim, his home destroyed by Sandy, his car still smoldering in his driveway, dials a pay phone for Bain International Terror Call Hotline...

you'll have to go to the link for the rest
http://dailydickpunch.com/2012/10/30/in-mitt-romneys-america/

[Dubster]

1. Spam deleted by gkhouston (MIR Team)

[ForgoTheConsequence]

2. I imagine it would be something like this.

You would call and speak to someone in India who would then run a credit report to see your worthiness. If everything checked out you would qualify for a high interest Walmart backed loan.

[Rosa Luxemburg]

3. We would have to wait til Mitt flew the workers in from China

but the Chinese workers could not land and they would have a 3 day bus ride from LA.

[MagicSam]

4. Hey, thanks!

Thanks for sharing my little attempt at satire. Glad folks are enjoying it.

[cbayer]

5. Well done! Welcome to DU, Magic Sam

[Viva_La_Revolution]

6. Welcome to DU MagicSam!