Sarah Palin to speak in prime time at GOP convention...

[DemocratSinceBirth]

Groucho2.0 @georgefenneman
Sarah Palin to speak in prime time at GOP convention...
"I can smell Donald's cologne from my house."
5:57 AM - 30 Jun 2016

[tonyt53]

1. Will they provide her with her booze or will she have to bring her own?

[leftofcool]

3. LMAO

I bet she has her own "white knight" for support.

[John Poet]

23. I was going to ask, where I can send her some...

LOL

[Lance Bass esquire]

2. Can it get any better?

Maybe they will bust out Dick Cheney and the solid gold dancers.

[MohRokTah]

4. They're really scraping the scum off the bottom of the barrel to find convention speakers.

[exboyfil]

5. Will Eastwood be invited back?

[hamsterjill]

10. No, but the empty chair will.

[Brother Buzz]

13. I understand there will be many empty chairs in attendance

[LiberalFighter]

19. I thought maybe the empty chair would speak on Palin's behalf.

[charlyvi]

20. Good. Bobby Knight can toss it

To get the crowd going, ya know!

[Koinos]

6. Will there be a slot for Bristol to speak about abstinence?

It only seems fair, since Trump's family will get to speak.

[onehandle]

7. I have never been happier than I am right at this moment. nt

[floriduck]

8. Is her whole family attending? Brick, Trick, Slag, Crum, Slug, and any other offspring?

Be ready for another family brawl as an after convention entertainment spot. I pity the hotel that houses them Alaskan Wolfers.

[3catwoman3]

15. Bwahahahahahahahahaha!!!

[TheBlackAdder]

9. Hopefully, she'll bring her 128 ounce Sew-Der-Pop!

[SummerSnow]

11. Rethugs heads exploding in 5...4...3...2...1

[Brother Buzz]

12. Speak or shriek?

I'm just saying....

[randome]

14. The shriek of the Banshee.

[Jitter65]

16. They had to scrape the bottom of the barrel and now they are using the barrel. nt

[FSogol]

17. Word Salad! I found a picure of her future speech:

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[libodem]

18. Of courrrse!!!

[Maru Kitteh]

21. Let the drinking games begin!

[BootinUp]

22. She's very well suited to the task, lol. nt