I just got my blood tests back from the allergist, and WOW!!!

[spooky3]

His letter said everything was "positive" and I was "astonishingly healthy"--he's never seen anything like it!!!!

Oh, wait. He said: "All results were normal. No evidence for (food) allergic antibodies on these tests."

I wanted to email him, but there is no email address on the letter.

I think I need to find a more enthusiastic doctor, don't you? I hear they have them in NYC...

[MADem]

1. What did he say about your fitness for the Presidency? Anything at all? LOL!!!!!! nt

[spooky3]

3. He'd tell you that, believe me!!!

[MADem]

8. LOL!!!!!!! nt

[Doctor Jack]

2. Sounds like the doctor gave you an A+ on your test

In my professional opinion, you won that allergy test, bigly good

[spooky3]

5. You are so RIGHT!!! I am a WINNER!

[MohRokTah]

4. Your problem is you went to an allergist. You need to see a gastroenterologist. eom

[spooky3]

6. I don't have problems. You and crooked Hillary have problems! And the media!

[forgotmylogin]

7. Pretty good from a gynecologist!

[spooky3]

14. I'm great inside and out! Every cell!

[DawgHouse]

9. People are saying you should run for President!

[spooky3]

12. Great idea! I'm going to the dermatologist first to enhance the orange tones in my skin.

Then I'll be completely qualified!

[Squinch]

10. I do NOT want to hear anything about the size of any of your parts, got it??

[spooky3]

11. LOL! Just wait until my statue is erected! It'll be YUGE!!!!

[Squinch]

13. Not according to New York!

My... your hands are so small and soft!

[spooky3]

15. LOL!