Where was Melania?

[Aviation Pro]

During the fucking twit's twitstorm?

Assclown sleeps alone.

[SummerSnow]

1. She wakes up, pretends she is asleep when he Tweets.

[demtenjeep]

2. probably glad he was tweeting

instead of slobbing all over her



She is a gold-digger and made her bed but can you imagine actually sctupping him...blech

[Happyhippychick]

3. You think they sleep in the same room? I'm not even sure they sleep in the same house.

[appleannie1]

4. Even women that will do anything for money get tired of doing it once in a while.

She was probably sleeping elsewhere so he took his anger out on other women that have rebuffed him.

[catnhatnh]

5. In the village...

the peaceful village
the assclown sleeps tonight....


Sneaky earworm, eh?

[randome]

6. She was in her private study, which the staff refers to as "The Crying Room".

Of course sometimes she's laughing so hard, it comes across as crying. There really is no telling how anyone feels in the Trump household. We should send a probe to investigate and take readings.
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