want trump in your movie? here's what you have to do

[Gabi Hayes]

the exact content:



what a nut! but we love our nuts. he's the best nut. everyone says so. believe me.

http://www.newsweek.com/here-are-absurd-instructions-putting-donald-trump-your-movie-509810

[Skidmore]

1. "warm golden" as opposed to

blotchy, doughy orange glop.

[Gabi Hayes]

2. I love the golden blond hair bit

what's up with that? when was his hair ever blond? and when did it turn orange? did it leach upward into the follicles from the oranging body spray?

and don't you dare shoot his part, or the back of his raccoon

it just never stops

[forgotmylogin]

3. He's not the first celebrity to demand specific camera angles...

but this is still hysterically fussy.

I remember working at a major venue in college and endless discussion of how much of an issue Barry Manilow's rider was, because they had to somehow get the temperature of a massive 5000 seat auditorium to "exactly 65 degrees". A "rider" is a list of requests and requirements from a performer and their entourage. Usually stuff like basically how many dressing rooms and waiting rooms they need, preferences and volume of coffee/water/beverage/snack/catering/dietary requirements, requests for information on local resources for equipment and sightseeing and restaurants. Sometimes they'll ask for fun stuff like bowls of candy or "favorite" local delicacies. It's stuff to make them comfortable on tour. Some artists get ridiculously picky on things like requiring a specific number of "new" couches (they don't want the ones already there), wanting a newly-purchased bed with new linens in case the star needs a nap between shows, requiring the rooms to be completely sheathed in new white curtain material so they can't see the original walls...