2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumWho is renting all those buses?
Okay, so the Trumpsters have figured out the plot to load up buses with illegal immigrant registered dead people voters, which was a real trick since we had to match up all of the death notices of the roughly 2.6 million dead people with registered voter datbases, get the lists of names, and match up the illegals with the list of names they are supposed to use at the different polling places and get them assigned in groups to the buses that will hit those polling places.
But, I'm trying to figure out that if we can fit them on school buses, two to a seat, then that works out to be 72 per bus, tops.
Let's give them a one-hour per poll, to unload, vote, get back on, and go to the next poll, then each bus can hit, say, a dozen polling places.
So, for each busload, we get 864 votes.
Now, the margin between Romney and Obama in Indiana was over 267,000 votes, requiring 300 buses to break even.
Since Trump is so fabulous, we're going to need at least twice that many buses, probably closer to 600 - each one making twelve stops with a full load of 72 fake voters.
Do you think anyone in the bus charter business in Indiana - or any of the 600 bus operator licensees who are going to be driving these buses - are going to be able to keep their mouths shut?
Where are all these buses being chartered, and who is driving them?
Madam45for2923
(7,178 posts)Now you're good to go!
Turbineguy
(37,324 posts)with them, all things are possible.
SharonAnn
(13,772 posts)forgotmylogin
(7,528 posts)For all those dead people.
saltpoint
(50,986 posts)observing the borders of the battleground states for incoming buses.
In addition to the buses we've chartered to flood those states' votes and to vote six times for dead people, there is some chance that Mitt Romney's ghost bus fleet will be driving through.
It isn't clear at all that the drivers and volunteers on those ghost buses know the 2012 election is over and that their guy lost.
But imagine the confusion when the 2016 alt-right border squad intercepts the 2012 Romney ghost bus crew.
Sparks will fly, ladies and gentlemen.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Actually, if Democrats pull all the people out from under the bus during the election cycle, put them back on the bus, and have them vote, then it will be a landslide of historic proportion.
Shivaraja
(58 posts)good, then at least they won't be interfering at the actual polls
Ahpook
(2,750 posts)Pull over the bus and harass people trying to travel?
Fucking rednecks!
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)That is way above their abilities.
MyOwnPeace
(16,926 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)(One finger is permanently stuck in their nose.)
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Gabi Hayes
(28,795 posts)Control-Z
(15,682 posts)I'd be interested in seeing it.
Gabi Hayes
(28,795 posts)than the intent of her massive sweep of almost completely black neighborhoods
something along those lines
csziggy
(34,136 posts)Say three riders per Uber car that is only a million cars and drivers to cart the illegal immigrant registered dead people voters around. Piece of cake - though Uber's price structure will send rates sky high on Election Day!
texanwitch
(18,705 posts)The problem will be separating the democratic drivers from the republican drivers.
InkAddict
(3,387 posts)fits in the garage??? Play to Drive Program? 3 to a car, huh?
csziggy
(34,136 posts)So I figure at minimum three passengers, one drive.
LisaL
(44,973 posts)Who were allowed to vote six time each?
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Gabi Hayes
(28,795 posts)ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)as proof that dead people vote.
procon
(15,805 posts)We already know they're everywhere, so load 'em up!
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Holy shit, that's brilliant.
EVERY CORNER!
underpants
(182,789 posts)So one per corner that's 40 right there.
Hilarious response.
TexasTowelie
(112,160 posts)If you lived in Texas you would have a better idea of how many Mexiicans can fit into a truck.
okaawhatever
(9,461 posts)niyad
(113,284 posts)bigly miscellaneous expense.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)TeamPooka
(24,223 posts)underpants
(182,789 posts)Insert picture of Latino male
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)BumRushDaShow
(128,916 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]
Wounded Bear
(58,648 posts)InkAddict
(3,387 posts)BumRushDaShow
(128,916 posts)I met Keir Dullea back in 2003 at a local scifi convention in the Philly area and he looked almost exactly the same! I had him autograph my laserdisc copy of 2001:A Space Odyssey and he (along with the rest of the folks at his table) were like WTF? when I handed him the movie and he opened the discs' cover confused as to what it was (the cover is the same size as a record album and the movie was on 2 sides of 2 discs). I told them this was the movie on the digital format that was available before DVDs came out. I went that route in the mid-90s in order to get some favorite movies with Dolby Digital 5.1/AC3 sound for my home theater, something not do-able with VHS.
scscholar
(2,902 posts)They weren't rented.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)So, yeah, we coordinate with a few hundred churches.
And you know, church folks don't talk.
toddwv
(2,830 posts)Since they're merely a figment of the right-wing's imagination.
OldRedneck
(1,397 posts)Don't talk so loudly . . . the republicans will hear you . . . you're revealing secrets!!!
Snake Plissken
(4,103 posts)jberryhill
(62,444 posts)This one time, at FEMA camp...
longship
(40,416 posts)randome
(34,845 posts)[hr][font color="blue"][center]"The whole world is a circus if you know how to look at it."
Tony Randall, 7 Faces of Dr. Lao (1964)[/center][/font][hr]
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)texanwitch
(18,705 posts)No fancy clothes.
NBachers
(17,108 posts)jmowreader
(50,557 posts)A 72-passenger school bus will hold 72 children three to a seat. There are 24 seats on a typical large school bus, so 48 fake voters will fit in one.
Hence, we'll get 576 votes out of a busload. Since Trump is twice as fabulous as Romney, we'll need 925 buses to beat him in Indiana alone.
If coming up with 600 bus drivers who'll keep their fat mouths shut is not a mean feat, coming up with almost a thousand is going to be worse.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)You ever hang around the paddock at the track?
We'll get all the jockeys.
jmowreader
(50,557 posts)elmac
(4,642 posts)Boycott the Vote!
justgamma
(3,665 posts)All the pukes will be following the buses. Keep them busy so they can't vote.
Bernardo de La Paz
(49,001 posts)"Seriesly"
Supposedly revealed by a recent James O'Keefe video. Those suckers swallow this stuff wholesale, unblinkingly. See the OP below and then the followup just takes it for gospel true and does the calculation, making several stupid bogus laughable assumptions in the process and comes up with a preposterous number ($400,000,000) which the writer just simply accepts, because it confirms their bias.
It never occurs to them that as jberryhill says in our OP there would be way too many drivers and fake voters (at least 4,000 for 36,000 votes); one or more would talk. Of course the response from the FReaks would be that the Clinton machine threatens them and their families with death.
But an even bigger problem is getting 4,000+ operatives to not make a single mistake, like two cars going with the same names to the same polling station; or some operatives forgetting their alias; or someone getting suspicious and following; or the database controlling the operation having mistakes in it.
Vanity
Posted on 2016-10-19, 2:39:43 AM by TigerClaws
The O'Keefe tapes laid out what to look for.
She'll companies that purchased a large number of cars. The company would be formed in last two years. Secretary of State will tell you that.
First you need a list of all companies purchasing more than say ten cars. Cross reference the lists. See what's left standing.
The cars are used to bring in out of state voters. Have them use the cars to go vote in swing states - perhaps more than once. Having the in state license from the atraw purchase cars avoids suspicion.
That's the method laid out on the video.
That just shows how much cash the Clinton campaign has on hand.
$20,000.00 per car, five people per car.
If they need 100,000 votes to win a swing state, and they would need to buy 20,000 cars at a cost of $400,000,000.00.
2 posted on 2016-10-19, 2:51:32 AM by Timpanagos1
You can get used cars for a couple grand. But yes. They have tons of money to blow stealing elections.
3 posted on 2016-10-19, 3:05:43 AM by TigerClaws
If you had the dmv database and license plate recognition you could put camera on the streets near polling stations. Red flag any cars not matching voter to area.
Or maybe there should be a national database of living American citizens run against every stares registered voter list. Make sure the dead and illegals arent voting and that people arent registered in more than one state.
Back to the cars. 50 cars for 100 grand or so and you could use them lets say an hour per voting crew. Thats 50x4 occupants or 200 fraud votes per hour. 1600 in a day. For $2 million you could have twenty such setups in place. 36,000 votes. Under ten million bucks factoring in pay to the fraud voters you could steal 100,000 votes in a swing state.
$10 million is peanuts.
5 posted on 2016-10-19, 3:13:04 AM by TigerClaws
More posts in that thread: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/3482227/posts
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)GopherGal
(2,008 posts)...solves the lunch problem. And if you can sell a few tacos to legitimate voters standing in line, maybe help out the budget a little bit.
jberryhill
(62,444 posts)Roland99
(53,342 posts)InkAddict
(3,387 posts)What, you didn't get them registered in time?
mahatmakanejeeves
(57,431 posts)susanna
(5,231 posts)I was just trying to explain the logistics required for such a thing (dead voter fraud) to a seriously misguided acquaintance (Trumpette). I had to do a higher level approach, but I'm bookmarking yours. Job well done.
Spitfire of ATJ
(32,723 posts)Snarkoleptic
(5,997 posts)tearing up guy in Ohio as well as the New Black Panthers voter intimidation team, for good measure.