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Women are having sex dreams about Donald Trump. (Original Post) Snake Plissken Oct 2016 OP
More like nightmares. Cattledog Oct 2016 #1
riggggggghtt--aren't those called nightmares? niyad Oct 2016 #2
Gross BainsBane Oct 2016 #3
Sex dreams about Trump - maybe after a bad bedtime meal packman Oct 2016 #4
That thought might be the best birth control (and diet drug) ever... hlthe2b Oct 2016 #5
Which one Fichefinder Oct 2016 #6
Trump should replace the fear of clowns craze. gordianot Oct 2016 #7
I think it would be a nightmare. SamKnause Oct 2016 #8
Good grief! Buckeye_Democrat Oct 2016 #9
And in every one of those dreams, the question was: MineralMan Oct 2016 #10
That's harsh. The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #17
Somewhere inside every 70 year old guy, MineralMan Oct 2016 #21
Trump acts more like a two-year-old Angry Dragon Oct 2016 #36
make sure enid602 Oct 2016 #33
OMG. LMFAO. Snort. Look at how he reacted to his hands being criticized. So yeah, you're right. anneboleyn Oct 2016 #56
It's apparent this Matt Forney guy doesn't know a damn thing about women Zing Zing Zingbah Oct 2016 #11
I'm going to need actual proof that there are women out there attracted to him before I believe it Snake Plissken Oct 2016 #13
Well I heard there was a picture out there Zing Zing Zingbah Oct 2016 #20
Trumo's hair, all on its own, is an... 3catwoman3 Oct 2016 #14
This man must know all about sex dreams with Trump. He's projecting mainer Oct 2016 #15
Yep, that was my first thought. Willie Pep Oct 2016 #31
Oh, god, you would bring up "projecting." Eleanors38 Oct 2016 #49
Ick. greatauntoftriplets Oct 2016 #16
Maybe he knows this because his wife is having them? mainer Oct 2016 #18
LOL, Matt Forney puts tic tacs on his nighttable and dreams of Trumpy.... FSogol Oct 2016 #19
He understands that dreams don't make you pregnant, right? Brickbat Oct 2016 #22
Translation: This Nazi is having sex dreams about Trump Maru Kitteh Oct 2016 #23
It's obviously Hillary's fault that he's having homoerotic fantasies of Putin and Trump Snake Plissken Oct 2016 #26
And do they chase him away in the dream apcalc Oct 2016 #24
Ick. Just. Ick. Maeve Oct 2016 #25
His man-boobs alone disqualify him LeftInTX Oct 2016 #27
Lmfao! You owe me a new laptop -- beverage through the nose anneboleyn Oct 2016 #57
Ewwwwwwww....if Trump and I were the last two people the human race would die out...AND NoGoodNamesLeft Oct 2016 #28
they probably realize at some point in the dream who it is and... getagrip_already Oct 2016 #29
Oh, definitely! Every night I have these incredibly hot dreams The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2016 #30
Lol MFM008 Oct 2016 #38
I look positively sexy after that! Thanks! Eleanors38 Oct 2016 #48
Obvious that guy has a man-crush on Trump. tonyt53 Oct 2016 #32
This is the year of the fragrant lies! Madam45for2923 Oct 2016 #34
OMG. Trump is one of the least attractive men I've ever seen. Vinca Oct 2016 #35
Those kind of dreams MFM008 Oct 2016 #37
Doesn't Matt Forney yesphan Oct 2016 #39
I'm going to be sick dlwickham Oct 2016 #41
No bleach, but I got this little guy.... JTFrog Oct 2016 #52
I think I need the bleach dlwickham Oct 2016 #62
Actually, he makes me want to NOT have sex... tallahasseedem Oct 2016 #42
Do they involve strap-ons, whips, and stiletto pumps? nt Xipe Totec Oct 2016 #43
. . . when they're not having sex dreams about Matt Forney, that is! hatrack Oct 2016 #45
Rosemary's Baby, you say?! Eleanors38 Oct 2016 #46
If I had a sex dream about him marlakay Oct 2016 #47
I'm not a woman, but I can tell you there is not a woman on this planet Thrill Oct 2016 #50
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO they're not. Nightmares is what they're having. onecaliberal Oct 2016 #51
Ewww! Just Ewww! smirkymonkey Oct 2016 #53
It's all about Testosterone and Male dominance with these freaks budkin Oct 2016 #54
Hitler said the same thing about himself. These alt-right types are also RED PILL (angry at women) anneboleyn Oct 2016 #55
Oh yeah, who doesn't want a piece of that. unitedwethrive Oct 2016 #58
This thread is useless without pictures. nt KentuckyWoman Oct 2016 #59
Thanks a lot! My vagina just sealed shut tight reading that. It's going to take some effort to undo. bettyellen Oct 2016 #60
Now those must be some really NASTY women. edbermac Oct 2016 #61
I've seen the statue. I've seen the painting. NurseJackie Oct 2016 #63
Is it possible for a dos attack on the human brain? Rex Oct 2016 #64
UGH, I had a dream with Trump in it last night and it wasn't the first dream but believe me Raine Oct 2016 #65
Here's a "sex dream" for this BlueMTexpat Oct 2016 #66
Dec 1969 #

hlthe2b

(102,454 posts)
5. That thought might be the best birth control (and diet drug) ever...
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 02:33 PM
Oct 2016

or at least a very effective emetic (vomiting inducing) drug

So many deluded people--so few mental health facilities....

SamKnause

(13,111 posts)
8. I think it would be a nightmare.
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 02:35 PM
Oct 2016

I think of dreams as being pleasant.

There is nothing pleasant about Trump.

If he is in my thoughts while I am sleeping, it is definitely a nightmare.

I can not find one redeeming quality about Trump.

He is ugly inside and out.

Buckeye_Democrat

(14,858 posts)
9. Good grief!
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 02:38 PM
Oct 2016

I hope that's not true!

It certainly wasn't sexual, but I had a dream a few months ago that I was with Trump and his family in New York. We were trying to locate a restaurant containing lots of foliage that was called "The Garden." I kept wondering why the heck I was with the Trump family, but I just rolled with it.

I later looked online for a restaurant by that name in New York, and there's indeed one that exists in a Four Seasons hotel. I'd never heard of it previously, as far as I remember.

Zing Zing Zingbah

(6,496 posts)
11. It's apparent this Matt Forney guy doesn't know a damn thing about women
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 02:44 PM
Oct 2016

Firstly, most women are repulsed by Trump, not attracted to him. Also, for the few weirdo women out there that are attracted to him, how does having a sex dream about Trump lead to getting pregnant?

Snake Plissken

(4,103 posts)
13. I'm going to need actual proof that there are women out there attracted to him before I believe it
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 02:45 PM
Oct 2016

Not just a note from Trump's doctor either

Zing Zing Zingbah

(6,496 posts)
20. Well I heard there was a picture out there
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 02:51 PM
Oct 2016

of some woman wearing a t-shirt that said Trump can grab her pussy. So there is at least one woman.

3catwoman3

(24,079 posts)
14. Trumo's hair, all on its own, is an...
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 02:46 PM
Oct 2016

...effective argument for abstinence, not to mention what the hair is attached to.

mainer

(12,034 posts)
15. This man must know all about sex dreams with Trump. He's projecting
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 02:48 PM
Oct 2016

Because those are the dreams he's having.

Willie Pep

(841 posts)
31. Yep, that was my first thought.
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 03:19 PM
Oct 2016

Trump's male supporters seem to be the ones who obsess over him being an alpha male. They have a fixation on him being some sexually-potent strongman. Then you have their obsession with cuckolds. Very weird if you ask me.

greatauntoftriplets

(175,760 posts)
16. Ick.
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 02:48 PM
Oct 2016

Now I could imagine having a sex dream about President Obama, but he's very attractive. Trump is disgusting.

Brickbat

(19,339 posts)
22. He understands that dreams don't make you pregnant, right?
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 03:01 PM
Oct 2016

Never mind, he probably got the abstinence education.

Snake Plissken

(4,103 posts)
26. It's obviously Hillary's fault that he's having homoerotic fantasies of Putin and Trump
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 03:13 PM
Oct 2016

riding in black leather assless chaps on a horse

 

NoGoodNamesLeft

(2,056 posts)
28. Ewwwwwwww....if Trump and I were the last two people the human race would die out...AND
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 03:14 PM
Oct 2016

I would off myself because there is NO WAY I could stand a second in that dipshit's company.

getagrip_already

(14,911 posts)
29. they probably realize at some point in the dream who it is and...
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 03:16 PM
Oct 2016

say "“You may be an undigested bit of beef, a blot of mustard, a crumb of cheese, a fragment of underdone potato. There's more of gravy than of grave about you, whatever you are!” "

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,924 posts)
30. Oh, definitely! Every night I have these incredibly hot dreams
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 03:18 PM
Oct 2016

about a sweaty horizontal tango on silk sheets with an elderly orange-skinned guy with a hazard-yellow double combover, a face like an old man's scrotum, a pursy little mouth that looks like an asshole, and a body resembling a sack of overripe watermelons. I can't get enough.

Vinca

(50,320 posts)
35. OMG. Trump is one of the least attractive men I've ever seen.
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 03:31 PM
Oct 2016

If he didn't have money, he'd be dating a blow-up doll.

MFM008

(19,826 posts)
37. Those kind of dreams
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 03:34 PM
Oct 2016

Are usually post surgical where the nurses rush in because your screaming in your sleep.

tallahasseedem

(6,716 posts)
42. Actually, he makes me want to NOT have sex...
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 03:51 PM
Oct 2016

luckily, my husband actually respects me as a woman...unlike the Republican candidate for President.

hatrack

(59,595 posts)
45. . . . when they're not having sex dreams about Matt Forney, that is!
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 04:13 PM
Oct 2016


Oh, yeah, and he's a "Men's Rights" champion and so on. Enjoy, ladies!!

marlakay

(11,522 posts)
47. If I had a sex dream about him
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 04:42 PM
Oct 2016

It would be a very long time before I could have sex again. Just seeing him now gives me the creeps!

Thrill

(19,178 posts)
50. I'm not a woman, but I can tell you there is not a woman on this planet
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 05:01 PM
Oct 2016

that looks at Trump, and thinks sex.

 

smirkymonkey

(63,221 posts)
53. Ewww! Just Ewww!
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 07:12 PM
Oct 2016

Just thinking about Trump with his clothes off is the best birth control I can think of.

budkin

(6,722 posts)
54. It's all about Testosterone and Male dominance with these freaks
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 07:21 PM
Oct 2016

I'm sure most of them haven't ever gotten laid unless they paid for it or forced themselves on someone.

anneboleyn

(5,611 posts)
55. Hitler said the same thing about himself. These alt-right types are also RED PILL (angry at women)
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 08:51 PM
Oct 2016

Hitler kept Eva hidden until his/their death because he thought that German women fantasized about him. I think it is safe to say that Hitler was a dangerous pathological narcissist...

First, the alt-right Trumper types are delusional children when it comes to sexuality. They are overwhelmingly male and also red pill types (see Reddit if you want to see the red pill-ers in all their glory which I don't recommend), which means they hate feminism, anything to do with gender studies, the "strong woman" narrative, etc. They are the ones who attack women on YouTube, etc, and tend to be angry virgins or guys who were dumped (and of course blame the women for leaving them).

"White women" ("white" baby boom?!! Wtf! First of all Cheeto is ORANGE not white and second women will want a baby trump so their dreams are actually very literal?! So fcking weird and racist.

Trump is an OLD MAN with saggy jowls, wears a gallon of badly applied makeup, nasty, greasy, colored hair with the worst comb-over ever, an ugly face with a perpetual sneer (squinty eyes and piggy mouth), and a weird hulking walk (he is now obese as well). He voice absolutely gives me the creeps (he sounds like a used car salesman). Ugh.

This white woman isn't having "sex dreams" about Trump (I threw up a little in my mouth just typing that statement).

edbermac

(15,948 posts)
61. Now those must be some really NASTY women.
Tue Oct 25, 2016, 09:17 PM
Oct 2016

Are they calling out Donald's name while making it with their partners?

Raine

(30,541 posts)
65. UGH, I had a dream with Trump in it last night and it wasn't the first dream but believe me
Wed Oct 26, 2016, 04:10 AM
Oct 2016

it was a total nightmare! I think I'm having these dreams because I'm so obsessed with the election.

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