If I could ask Mitt Romney one question in public...

[JohnnyRingo]

"Don't you hate it when you overtighten your gas cap?"

Any reply he comes up with can be added to his greatest hits compilation of outta touch video clips.

[liberal N proud]

1. He will tell you there shouldn't be a cap on gas

[JohnnyRingo]

2. I guess I wasn't thinking like a Romney.

Words like work and affordable have different meanings.

I could ask what he thought proper tire inlation should be, but he'd probably say "about 6% per annum is a sustainable expectation in a healthy economy".

[HopeHoops]

3. "I go to a place where the colored boy comes out to fill it. I don't even know what side it's one."

On Edit, after questions: "Well, I do always tip him a quarter. I keep a bunch of them in the pull-out drawer under the DVD player."

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

4. And the price of milk the milkman brings you every morning keeps going up

[Arkana]

5. Mine would be: "Mr. Romney, do you know about the bird?"