2016 Postmortem
Related: About this forumBREAKING: Romney names running mate
The Romney campaign today announced a surprise pick for Vice President Exxon Mobil Corporation. This is a game changing decision, that will really energize the true Republican base: Koch Industries, Haliburton, Walmart, Bechtel, Fox and Shell BP, said a Romney spokesman. It's also a breakthrough for minority rights, as it's the first time a Corporate American had appeared on the ballot. With subsidiaries in fifty eight countries and puppet regimes in six, Exxon Mobil brings to the ticket foreign policy experience focused on the only countries that matter the ones with oil.
When questioned by reporters about the vetting process, the spokesman said that it had been completed in a record forty eight hours by Exxon Mobil staff. Asked about the possible conflict of interest, the spokesman revealed that Exxon had been vetted by the same Exxon public servants who wrote the Cheney administration's energy policy, so they were ideally qualified for vetting a Vice Presidential candidate.
Exxon Mobil is expected to self finance the campaign. We would have paid for it anyway, said their CEO, But now we get a place on the ticket, too. I know there are some racists out there who don't think that Corporate Americans are real Americans, or even real people, but this election will prove them wrong.
A spokesman for the Obama campaign said they were not commenting on the constitutionality of this announcement until they had seen Exxon Mobil's birth certificate.
http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/03/31/1079533/-BREAKING-Romney-names-running-mate
MADem
(135,425 posts)annabanana
(52,791 posts)It's a "natural".
MormonReform
(19 posts)They keep telling us its over. Romney wins it all with 37% of the vote. LOL
Sarah Ibarruri
(21,043 posts)the true Republican base: Koch Industries, Haliburton, Walmart, Bechtel, Fox and Shell BP,
madinmaryland
(64,931 posts)dipsydoodle
(42,239 posts)might've been a better bet to win a race.
wordpix
(18,652 posts)so sayeth Offshore Haven Mittens
Cleita
(75,480 posts)Brother Buzz
(36,416 posts)Exxon Mobil Corporation was formed on November 30, 1999, by the merger of Exxon and Mobil.
I know, "Picky, picky, picky".
LittleCharlie
(32 posts)absurdity is the new reality.
Hawkowl
(5,213 posts)Does anyone think that Mitt might have a premature accident and end up with Exxon as president?