Why I'm joining the NRA

[world wide wally]

After that rousing speech by that Frenchman, Wayne Lapierre, I am moving to Houston and joining the NRA!
And that guy James Porter, who takes over as president of the NRA on Tuesday is even MORE inspiring. I can't wait to get my horse saddled up and make our charge on the Obama gubmint.

We will take down these tyrants and fly flags at least 24 hours per day cuz we are the "TRUE" Patriots in this country and I don't stand alone.

I do have a couple of questions though....
Like.... when we get rid of these elected tyrants .... who do we put in charge?
Is it that Frenchman?... or maybe that new guy?... I don't really know much about him... hmmmmm
Maybe you have someone else picked out that we just don't know about yet.

And what do we call him?... President?.. Your Majesty?... Your Highness?...The grand lizard?... Just wondering.

And once we get rid of this stupid notion of "Of the people... by the people... and for the people".. do we get to put in something about guns? I sure hope so.... cuz that what makes this country free!

And just one last thing... I am assuming we won't have to pay no one no taxes anymore... so I am wondering if I will be getting a discount in my NRA fees too.

Looking forward to the armed revolution along with all my corporate Republican buddies!

Yee Haw!

[AnotherMcIntosh]

1. Whew! I now see that it is untruthful sarcasm. For a minute, I thought you were going to be banned.

But you're safe.

[world wide wally]

2. Im glad you caught that!

[AnotherMcIntosh]

3. Is there any reason why sniper rifles should not be banned?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/10022746518



Some civilians own this type of rifle. Some might even be NRA members.

[Hoyt]

4. Here's my reason for restricting them, manufacturers know what kind of losers buy them, and run ads

like this one to make them drool and pull out the cash --





Now the gungeoneers will tell us that it is challenging to play sniper, but the manufacturers know what the attraction is.

[AnotherMcIntosh]

5. Did you say, and not subsequently deny, that you are a former robber?

"43. As a former robber, I locked the door to keep people out, especially police."

http://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1172&pid=45338

It seems obvious that robbers and former robbers would universally agree that potential victims should never own firearms.

[Hoyt]

8. LMAO, that was facetious response to a gungeoneer's stupid question -- back when you posted under

another user name.

Go oil your guns, or something.

[AnotherMcIntosh]

10. When you say that I've posted under another name, you are a liar. I've never done so.

Since I have never found an earlier in which you denied being a robber, why should I now believe you when you now say that you were only being facetious?

Since you now falsely say that I previously posted under another user name, why should I now believe you when you now say that you were only being facetious?

[pangaia]

7. Why the funny gloves?

[Hoyt]

9. Hey, when one practices/pretends sniping, you gotta dress the part.

[AAO]

14. However would you kill snipe without one?

[AnotherMcIntosh]

15. People who make shit up, as you do, must be Republicans.

[AAO]

16. You have a problem, not I.

[Wounded Bear]

6. I believe that "untruthful sarcasm" is an oxymoron....

Just sayin'.

[Sunlei]

11. when you saddle up that horse in houston, beware. against the law to ride next to most roads

so you'll have to walk

We've already outlawed a lot of the fun in life around here.

[davidpdx]

12. I loved your snark

But you missed a few questions:

Will everyone (including felons) be given guns so we all feel "protected"?

If we don't like our leader, will we be able to shoot him and elect another one?

Ps-in case anyone missed it, both the OP and I are joking.

[LiberalFighter]

13. They will cut the taxes but

increase the amount that is sent to the NRA from sales of firearms and ammo.

[Tyrs WolfDaemon]

17. How do you know of the Grand Lizard (Lizzy to her friends)?

Which brood to do you belong to?
Who are your Clutch Mates and do they know you spilled the yolk?


You had better hope Lizzy doesn't find out about this!

[world wide wally]

18. he he... just yolking