Family Values Rep caught valuing his aide more than his wife

[UCmeNdc]

[Louisiana's] Fifth District Congressman Vance McAllister, who campaigned for office last fall as a devout Christian and devoted husband and father, was caught in video surveillance two days before Christmas passionately embracing and kissing one of his congressional aides.


http://www.dailykos.com/story/2014/04/07/1290331/-Republican-family-values-caught-on-security-nbsp-camera

[madaboutharry]

1. I'm sure he'll be fine. They have different rules for republicans in Louisiana.

Just ask David Vitter.

[Journeyman]

2. It was obvious she was having difficulties breathing and he simply moved to resuscitate her . . .

First rule in The Cheaters Handbook: Deny everything, especially if they have pictures or video.

"I tell you, sweetheart, it was a simple disagreement: She claimed she was taller than me, so we lay down on the couch to measure ourselves. Well, of course we took our clothes off! We didn't want them to interfere with the measurements! The kissing? That wasn't kissing -- she felt faint to learn she was shorter than me. I merely applied the Heimlich Maneuver. What's that? Well of course you lick people when you're doing the Heimlich . . .