Mitt Romney is tan, rested, and ready to lose again, so let’s do this thing

[DonViejo]

By TBogg
Thursday, July 3, 2014 14:35 EDT



In a move that can be seen as either desperation or ‘we’re all gonna die anyway, so what the hell?’ conservatives are casting their eyes westward to a man — a stoic man, an honest and true man of values, standing knee deep in the Pacific Ocean watching the sun go down on America — as their savior in 2016.

That man is a man called Mitt. Family man, businessman, gentle and attentive lover, and owner of both a car elevator and a losing career in elections.

Surveying the 2016 GOP field and falling into a pit of existential dread and despair where there is no light, no hope, no exit, nothing but a bleak meaningless abyss of wretchedness and desolation, Republicans see hope in the sparkle of Mitt Romney’s eyes and the Earth-mother joy in life his wife Ann brings to the party.

So the ‘Why not Mitt?’ crowd is going to throw some shit against the wall and see what sticks. After all, that is what fan-mag Politico does.

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http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/07/03/mitt-romney-is-tan-rested-and-ready-to-lose-again/

[shenmue]

1. Uhhhhh boy

This should be fun!

[Rozlee]

2. SNL is chomping at the bit.

Let the gaffes begin.

[MADem]

3. I think Queen Ann is the decider.

She didn't cotton to the derision she got--she's been able to handle most issues with money, but mockery is a free commodity and if she buys it all up, we can make more!

And that's something those of us in the YEWWW PEEEE-PULLLLL Brigade will always have....even if she doesn't like it!!

[stuffmatters]

4. Standing in the chunk of the Ocean he stole from California taxpayers;Tbogg,San Diego's funniest

pundit; I've enjoyed him since his Firedoglake years & enjoy his twitter & Raw Story columns daily.

In Ca the coast belongs to all the public, paid for by generations of taxpayers. It's obscene that Mitt & his lawyers
were relentless in carpetbagging a very precious and historic (PUMP HOUSE GANG)piece for himself & his hideous heirs.His lotline, view hogging mansion both devalued his neighbors; his sub ocean (car elevator) garage and sea wall are destabilizing to our coastline. But, hey, it's the Romney's...to them Ca's public coastline is just another pension fund for Mitt & heirs to rape & plunder in true Bain tradition.

[Heather MC]

5. I think what is so sad about this is

In the last 4 years Mitt Romney has done Zero, to make this country better, He spent the first 2 "licking his woundd and drinking Anne's Milk" And so far the last 2 Running to Faux news whining, " if I had won This or that would not have happen, so there!"

He has been a useless waste of space, and he hasn't done squat to improve jack shit.

[SmittynMo]

6. I say bring him on

I'd love to see Mr 47% go down in flames, AGAIN!!!!

The GOP has no one to run. Who in their right mind would want to go before the country and attempt to support all the wing nut opinions that the GOP shares? So I say let Queen Anne and her tribe try again. We all know what the outcome will be.

[BlueDemKev]

7. It would only make me happy to beat the $hit out of him again.

Hillary would eat Rmoney alive!