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(trigger warning for the VERY disgusting excerpts from his book)
The doctor will see you now
Mississippi Teabagger Doctor Will Write Rapey Sex Fiction From The Halls Of Congress
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Obamacare may not be what the doctor ordered, but RAPE FICTION is!
Introduce yourself to Dr. Starner Jones, who would like to be the congressman from Mississippis 1st District, which covers a wide swath of the northern section of Mississippi, from the Memphis suburbs all the way east to Elvis Presleys birthplace in Tupelo, which is also the home of the American Family Association. Dr. Jones, who has been endorsed by failed pizza teabagger Herman Cain, is one of them common sense teabagger conservative types who just wants a fair tax and hates the Mexicanos, stuff like that. And of course, he wants to repeal Obamacare because, as a medical doctor, according to a letter he wrote to Jacksons Clarion-Ledger newspaper in 2009, he really doesnt like the idea of healthcare for patients with a shiny new gold tooth, multiple elaborate tattoos, a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite tune for a ring tone. But that stuffs boring, yo, lets get to the SEXXX.
Dr. Jones wrote himself a gross rapey sex book in 2012 called Purple Church, and former Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour says that Jones is one of the freshest voices I have read in years. Republican Sen. Roger Wicker endorsed it on the back cover. Well, if those dudes like it, this shits gonna be GREAT, right?
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Ooh what's going on inside that church? Fuckin. You'll see.
The lovely bloggy writer over at Dark Horse Mississippi decided to read the whole book, because we dont know, masochism, or a burning desire to INFORM THE PUBLIC, and found all kinds of rapey goodness. First, to get acquainted with our plot and characters, lets read the Amazon description:
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amazonpurplechurch
Oh good. Baptist minister is lonely because wife died, so he finds sex abuse victim and known hottie Ashley White at a Memphis strip club, and they are both redeemed, but not before some good old Memphis FUCKIN. Do they get redeemed, though, for reals? Dark Horse Mississippi says no:
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Read more at http://wonkette.com/584992/mississippi-teabagger-doctor-will-write-rapey-sex-fiction-from-the-halls-of-congress#mcUv9XPjqpMYXrs3.99
malthaussen
(17,216 posts)IIRC, didn't Newt Gingrich dump one of his wives who was sick for a young hottie? I distinctly rembember him refusing to comment about some such during the 2012 debates.
-- Mal
arcane1
(38,613 posts)I think that's what he was pressured about in one of the debates.
Now, I must
niyad
(113,552 posts)arcane1
(38,613 posts)Nay
(12,051 posts)niyad
(113,552 posts)why I put the warning in.
malthaussen
(17,216 posts)... but I discovered I was plumb out of bleach.
-- Mal
niyad
(113,552 posts)trueblue2007
(17,238 posts)here is his FACEBOOK page. Tell him what you think of his qualifications for Congress.
https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Starner-Jones-for-Congress/1554314464821341?fref=ts
I wrote: ARE YOU PROUD OF YOUR HORRIBLE, NASTY BOOK? Jones you are an evil man!! Burn in hell for your hateful RAPE women book !!!!
niyad
(113,552 posts)Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)How the fuck do these people keep getting elected?
niyad
(113,552 posts)voters, I will be polite and simply say "low information". we can fill in the rest.
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)There are hustler letters to the editor (or whatever they are called) that are better written.