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niyad

(113,552 posts)
Mon May 11, 2015, 12:21 PM May 2015

Mississippi Teabagger Doctor Will Write Rapey Sex Fiction From The Halls Of Congress

(trigger warning for the VERY disgusting excerpts from his book)

The doctor will see you now


Mississippi Teabagger Doctor Will Write Rapey Sex Fiction From The Halls Of Congress


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Obamacare may not be what the doctor ordered, but RAPE FICTION is!

Introduce yourself to Dr. Starner Jones, who would like to be the congressman from Mississippi’s 1st District, which covers a wide swath of the northern section of Mississippi, from the Memphis suburbs all the way east to Elvis Presley’s birthplace in Tupelo, which is also the home of the American Family Association. Dr. Jones, who has been endorsed by failed pizza teabagger Herman Cain, is one of them “common sense” teabagger conservative types who just wants a fair tax and hates the Mexicanos, stuff like that. And of course, he wants to repeal Obamacare because, as a medical doctor, according to a letter he wrote to Jackson’s Clarion-Ledger newspaper in 2009, he really doesn’t like the idea of healthcare for patients with “a shiny new gold tooth, multiple elaborate tattoos, a very expensive brand of tennis shoes and a new cellular telephone equipped with her favorite tune for a ring tone.” But that stuff’s boring, yo, let’s get to the SEXXX.


Dr. Jones wrote himself a gross rapey sex book in 2012 called Purple Church, and former Mississippi Gov. Haley Barbour says that Jones is “one of the freshest voices I have read in years.” Republican Sen. Roger Wicker endorsed it on the back cover. Well, if those dudes like it, this shit’s gonna be GREAT, right?


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Ooh what's going on inside that church? Fuckin. You'll see.

The lovely bloggy writer over at Dark Horse Mississippi decided to read the whole book, because we don’t know, masochism, or a burning desire to INFORM THE PUBLIC, and found all kinds of rapey goodness. First, to get acquainted with our plot and characters, let’s read the Amazon description:

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amazonpurplechurch

Oh good. Baptist minister is lonely because wife died, so he finds sex abuse victim and known hottie Ashley White at a Memphis strip club, and they are both redeemed, but not before some good old Memphis FUCKIN’. Do they get redeemed, though, for reals? Dark Horse Mississippi says no:

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Read more at http://wonkette.com/584992/mississippi-teabagger-doctor-will-write-rapey-sex-fiction-from-the-halls-of-congress#mcUv9XPjqpMYXrs3.99

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malthaussen

(17,216 posts)
1. Ah, Family values at their best.
Mon May 11, 2015, 12:36 PM
May 2015

IIRC, didn't Newt Gingrich dump one of his wives who was sick for a young hottie? I distinctly rembember him refusing to comment about some such during the 2012 debates.

-- Mal

 

arcane1

(38,613 posts)
3. He tried to convince one wife to let him have an open relationship
Mon May 11, 2015, 01:12 PM
May 2015

I think that's what he was pressured about in one of the debates.

Now, I must

niyad

(113,552 posts)
6. I actually read some of the quotes from the book, unbelievably nauseataing. that was
Mon May 11, 2015, 09:26 PM
May 2015

why I put the warning in.

trueblue2007

(17,238 posts)
9. JONES IS A FILTHY MAN!! Writing porm and he think's he is fit to be in Congress
Tue May 12, 2015, 04:18 PM
May 2015

here is his FACEBOOK page. Tell him what you think of his qualifications for Congress.

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Dr-Starner-Jones-for-Congress/1554314464821341?fref=ts


I wrote: ARE YOU PROUD OF YOUR HORRIBLE, NASTY BOOK? Jones you are an evil man!! Burn in hell for your hateful RAPE women book !!!!

niyad

(113,552 posts)
10. thank you for the link to his facebook page. what a disgusting waste of oxygen and resources he is.
Tue May 12, 2015, 09:32 PM
May 2015

Marrah_G

(28,581 posts)
11. Not only is he writing icky shit, it's badly written icky shit
Fri May 15, 2015, 09:45 AM
May 2015

How the fuck do these people keep getting elected?

niyad

(113,552 posts)
12. badly written does not begin to cover it!! how in the hell did it win a literary prize? as for the
Fri May 15, 2015, 12:19 PM
May 2015

voters, I will be polite and simply say "low information". we can fill in the rest.

Marrah_G

(28,581 posts)
13. I am still shaking my head
Fri May 15, 2015, 01:35 PM
May 2015

There are hustler letters to the editor (or whatever they are called) that are better written.

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