EXCLUSIVE PRESIDENTIAL SENSATION DEEZ NUTS IS A 15-YEAR-OLD IOWA FARM BOY

[ismnotwasm]

According to a Public Policy Polling survey released Wednesday, almost one in 10 Tar Heel State voters would vote for him in a race between Nuts, Donald Trump, and Hillary Clinton.

(Limberbutt McCubbins, by the way, is a cat from Kentucky seeking the Democratic nomination for president.)

Dozens of real Deez Nutses or Deez Nutzes do live as citizens in the United States of America with legally changed names, from Phoenix, Arizona, to West Hartford, Connecticut, from sea to shining sea, but a potential president does not appear to be one of them.

According to a Federal Election Commission filing, the Deez Nuts running for president lives at 2248 450th Avenue in Wallingford, Iowa. The problem, however, is that there is no Deez Nuts who lives in Wallingford, Iowa—a tiny town of 197 people—according to the Emmet County recorder’s office.

“Seriously?” Emmet County recorder’s assistant Jill White asked when The Daily Beast mentioned there was a federally registered presidential candidate by the name of “Deez Nuts”—and that a reporter was requesting information on a resident by that name.

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/08/19/presidential-candidate-deez-nuts-does-not-exist.html

[lovemydog]

1. Bumpin' Deez Nuts

[MADem]

2. Kickin' Deez Nutz!!!

[lovemydog]

5. He's on the rise!

[ismnotwasm]

3. This kid will go far...

[lovemydog]

6. I love his vp choice.

Nuts/McCubbins.

For Our Future.

[ismnotwasm]

8. It doesn't get any better than this!

[Ken Burch]

4. Jeez...do we really need to have the words "Sensation" and "Nutz" THAT close to each other?

[lovemydog]

7. He's polling at 9% in North Carolina.

When he gets into the double digits people are going to want Deez Nuts dropped on them.

[ismnotwasm]

9. Well

Some people are just sensitive

[betsuni]

10. Deez Nuts need support!

[ismnotwasm]

11. Sure does

Though he is holding up pretty good considering what he's up against

[GummyBearz]

13. Yea, HRC seems like a ball buster

[ismnotwasm]

14. Yawn

[GummyBearz]

15. :x

Can't even use that one in a discussion about Deez Nuts's competition? Yeesh

[Earth Bound Misfit]

12. Kickin' the Nuts

[lib87]

16. I like Deez Nuts' policies

He gets my vote!

[Motown_Johnny]

17. Isn't that his cousin, Dos Nuts? n/t