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The Borowitz Report
Fake news and political satire.
August 3, 2012
Jenna Jameson Clarifies Her Endorsement of Romney
Posted by Andy Borowitz
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Concerned that her endorsement of former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney for President would lead to cheap, easy jokes and innuendo, porn star Jenna Jameson held a press conference today to explain her headline-making decision.
When asked what initially appealed to her about Mr. Romney, Ms. Jameson said, Hes the only person whos assumed more positions than I have.
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The actress, who appeared as the character Holly So Tightly in the film Dirt Merchant, seemed unconcerned by the controversy swirling about Mr. Romneys bank accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans: Ive put my assets in plenty of foreign places.
Ms. Jameson concluded her presser by reiterating her fulsome support of the G.O.P. candidate: Mitt Romney will do to all of America what I have already done to half of America.
Read more http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/08/jenna-jameson-clarifies-her-endorsement-of-romney.html#ixzz22YQdzW45
Fake news and political satire.
August 3, 2012
Jenna Jameson Clarifies Her Endorsement of Romney
Posted by Andy Borowitz
NEW YORK (The Borowitz Report)Concerned that her endorsement of former Massachusetts governor Mitt Romney for President would lead to cheap, easy jokes and innuendo, porn star Jenna Jameson held a press conference today to explain her headline-making decision.
When asked what initially appealed to her about Mr. Romney, Ms. Jameson said, Hes the only person whos assumed more positions than I have.
...
The actress, who appeared as the character Holly So Tightly in the film Dirt Merchant, seemed unconcerned by the controversy swirling about Mr. Romneys bank accounts in Switzerland and the Caymans: Ive put my assets in plenty of foreign places.
Ms. Jameson concluded her presser by reiterating her fulsome support of the G.O.P. candidate: Mitt Romney will do to all of America what I have already done to half of America.
Read more http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2012/08/jenna-jameson-clarifies-her-endorsement-of-romney.html#ixzz22YQdzW45
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“There’s nothing more American, I think, than screwing people you don’t know for money.” (Original Post)
progressoid
Aug 2012
OP
Mr. Borowitz is on a roll. Popping one after another about evil stuff happening.
part man all 86
Aug 2012
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part man all 86
(367 posts)1. Mr. Borowitz is on a roll. Popping one after another about evil stuff happening.
cleduc
(653 posts)2. On the subject of character, a comment from Huff Post:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/social/squeezed/mitt-romney-taxes-paid_n_1738262_174163742.html
Imagine if Mitt's wife had talked about him the way he spoke about her.
Its a big, exciting experience for my husband. I have to tell you, this is Mitt's thing, _Ann Romney said. Im not even sure which day the election is on. He will get the chance to see it, I will not be watching the event. I hope his election does well.
bemildred
(90,061 posts)3. That is such a fine double entendre:
"Screwing people you don't know for money".
progressoid
(49,990 posts)4. Sounds like a good campaign slogan for Rmoney.