Hillary Adopts New Look to Appeal to Youth
October 7, 2015 By thedandygoat
Clinton showcased her new look at an event in Iowa on Wednesday, speaking at a 4-H club while dressed in an Edwardian corset, a lacy black dress, knee-high studded boots and a variety of occult jewelry.
“Look around, my fellow Americans, and you’ll see that everything is in a state of decay,” Clinton said. “The only certainty in life is death, and it is death we must espouse if we are to live fully.”
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When asked what advantage she has over her Democratic rivals, Clinton pointed to the two terms she served in the Senate, experience she gained while heading the State Department, and her mint-condition collection of all 13 albums released by the Cure.
“Bernie, Joe [Biden], Martin [O’Malley], Larry [Lessig], they’re all dead, but they don’t even know it yet,” she said. “Even worse, they are mundane. They bore me.”
A spokesperson for the Clinton 2016 campaign insists that while the transformation may appear to be a cheap political stunt, it actually reflects the candidate’s deepest — and until recently, most secret — beliefs.
http://dandygoat.com/hillary-adopts-new-goth-look-to-appeal-to-youth
Now tell me, who here didn't see this coming?
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The gentleman to her right looks like he's trying to choke back a barf.
has been applied to Hillary .This is either the Democratic party unraveling or H.R.C.'s doing..Are our reactions overdone for net communication grandiosity or genuine ?
My problem with her is that she is easy to make fun of and fast at getting defensive which isn't a good trait for a leader .It could be said that she has the weight of the injustice to all women on her shoulders ,its true but that injustice has not been applyed by all men especially men trying to progress .
PhotoShop away!
Well I guess we can except lots of this hateful junior high crap as it becomes more apparent everyday that Bernie has reached his peak and is sinking fast.
Proceed Bernie fans. 
I knew it would ruffle some feathers, but you're taking it too personally 
The piece had nothing to do with Hillary being a woman, if it did I would not have posted it, and if you believe what the authors if a SATIRE sight say about themselves, then you'll probably also believe the following:
http://dandygoat.com/meet-bernie-cruz-of-the-green-tea-party
What happens when Tea Party favorite Sen. Ted Cruz and Sen. Bernie “Southpaw” Sanders get struck by lightning during a total eclipse — and fuse into one grotesque presidential contender? Bernie Cruz of the Green Tea Party, that’s what. If elected, he promises to:
Distribute free guns to every illegal immigrant
“No one, regardless of immigration status, should be deprived of the right to a firearm.”
Build a 2000-mile-long wall of usable compost along the U.S.-Mexico border
“The most eco-friendly way to secure the border is with a 15-foot-high wall of rotting food and other organic matter that no one in his right mind would try to sneak over. As a bonus, it can be used to fertilize farmland on both sides.”
Defend traditional gay marriage
“The federal government must not infringe on sacred institutions in states like Massachusetts and California that have traditionally allowed same-sex couples to marry.”
Award extra funding to federal agencies that successfully cut their budgets
“With a yearly deficit of hundreds of billions of dollars and more than $18 trillion in total debt, the U.S. government needs to cut its spending. Let’s encourage federal agencies to cut costs by offering them a powerful incentive: more green stuff.”
Empower schoolchildren with vouchers to choose their own birth control
“Students today are getting stuck with a narrow range of rubbers and pills paid for by cash-strapped municipal governments. It’s time for Washington to empower these kids with vouchers redeemable at local drugstores for whatever colorful condom, fun pill or awesome IUD they want.”
Scrap the Department of Education; create the Department of Re-education
“The Department of Education is an expensive, useless entity that is largely to blame for the mess of Common Core as well as the trillion dollars of student debt that is crippling college graduates. It’s time to scrap this monument to waste and build a bigger, better Department of Re-Education that can provide a real national, uniform curriculum to brainwash the youth.”
Reduce carbon emissions by forbidding politicians and activists from traveling to climate change summits
“Carbon emissions are disrupting climate patterns and causing polar and glacial ice melt, droughts, hurricanes and other pernicious events. If politicians and top environmental activists who travel the world in private jets to give long-winded talks would instead take buses, ride bicycles or get off their asses and walk, global carbon emissions could be cut by 15 percent. Remember: every time President Obama takes Air Force One to a climate change summit, a fairy in the melting polar region of Greenland dies.”
Build a massive pipeline to transport Vermont maple syrup all the way to Texas and beyond
“Everybody loves Vermont’s maple syrup — nutrient-packed, natural and delicious. Yet people in other parts of the country pay a big price for this sweet delight to be shipped to them in gas-guzzling semi trucks, polluting the environment and causing people in places like Texas to turn to unhealthy refined sugar and artificial sweeteners. Let’s build a massive pipeline to transport that sweet Vermont goodness all across the U.S.”
Allow low-income families to hunt urban wildlife
“Who likes invasive species taking over our metropolitan areas? Nobody. Who likes clean cities, empowering the poor, and creating a cycle of self-dependency? Everybody. There’s no reason why low-income families should be prevented from hunting and consuming the natural urban wildlife including pigeons, squirrels and stray cats.”
Stand up for the right to be confused. Join the Green Tea Party and help to get Sen. Bernie Cruz elected in 2016.
This isn't about 18th century clothing, people wear this style of clothing in the 21st century. It isn't even about women, as as this photo of a "Goth" male in corset ( and that's NOT satire) can confirm:
In a nutshell, you're drawing gender biased conclusions about presumed comparisons between two societies, separated by three centuries, and connected only by a clothing style.
Wow.
Why always the word hate hate ?
I would not in a million years vote for Clinton but I certainly don't hate her. I just don't care for how she behaves, what she says. I don't trust her... etc etc..
That photoshop job is pretty funny, actually.. and pretty spot on. It is called satire. And satire is based on truth.
I certainly wouldn't get all bent out of shape either with some good, creative satire of Bernie, WHOM I support.
Yeah you. This is clearly your fault
the South Park Goth kids:
/revision
This is good satire. O'Donoghue-era SNL or heyday of Nat Lampoon level.
..even if they put Bernie in a black wig and tattoos like a Justin Bieber to appeal to the younger audience, that too wouldn't be funny. It's ridiculous. 
but regardless, thanks for the kick
I haven't heard any good Polk jokes in a long time!
Some of the skits on SNL when Polk was running were hilarious.
I would love to see one with Bernie with black hair and tattoos. 
I guess some people just need somebody to laugh at. Bernie and Hillary are both serious-minded people and I'd like to see us respect the people in our party and stop acting like republicans. They don't need any help.
But this doesn't?
No kidding ..
I'm sure if you by chance decide to not have dinner with Obama he will be so very crushed.
Hysterical.
