Breaking: Romney Stuck In Endless Loop Of Uncomfortable Chuckling

[Drunken Irishman]

According to increasingly concerned campaign sources, Republican presidential candidate Mitt Romney entered his 400th consecutive hour of uneasy chuckling Monday, apparently stuck in an endless loop of discomfort and apprehension that so far has shown no sign of abating.

Staffers confirmed Romney’s interminable nervous laughter has prevented him from sleeping, eating, or speaking a word for the past 16 days, leaving him visibly fatigued and haggard. Yet the presumptive GOP nominee has maintained a full schedule of campaign appearances, reportedly attending fundraisers, headlining rallies, and sitting for televised interviews, all while emitting an unending stream of anxious chuckles.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/romney-stuck-in-endless-loop-of-uncomfortable-chuc,29065/

[gordianot]

1. Romney chuckles when lying no wonder it is now constant. n/t