Time to find a role for Trump at the Republican Convention! Post ideas here.

[yellowcanine]

Sadly Donny Trump will not get to speak at the convention. However his people maintain that he will have a "major role." We at DU can help, I think. Post your ideas here.

[yellowcanine]

1. Trump is mostly a salesman so a T-Shirt Concession would suit him well.

[Klukie]

2. Hairstylist

[yellowcanine]

6. or toupee salesman.

[SDjack]

3. Run a vendor's booth, selling golf condos in Nigeria. nt

[Jackpine Radical]

4. He's gonna release 20 years of tax returns.

[davidpdx]

5. Idiot Birther Extraordinaire

Oh wait, he already has that title.

[TheCowsCameHome]

7. A spokesman for the state of Florida warning convention travelers

of why to not throw food into the waterways. Swamp creatures like Trump have become a menace to humans.

[2pooped2pop]

8. perhaps that animal on his head

could be useful in pest control. Keeping the mice away or something like that.

Maybe it could be used for a mascot for fox since many believe it to be a fox. You know, each time fox news is going to say something, that poor little fox atop his head could rise up for a "here's fox" photo lead in.

[Scuba]

9. Balloon filler.

[Flashmann]

10. Patrol the

mens rooms...Keep them one to a stall.....Mop up santorum where he is too late...

[yellowcanine]

14. That job is already taken by Larry "Wide Stance" Craig.

[SirRevolutionary]

11. I got it...

they can hold him by his legs, upside down, and use him to mop the floor when the convention's over.

[HopeHoops]

12. He can be the guy sitting at the entrance of the restroom with perfumes and a change bucket.

[yellowcanine]

13. Official greeter. 'Welcome to the Mitt Romney Show. My name is "the Donald." I will be providing

the comic relief from the extremely dull proceedings.'

[JoePhilly]

15. He should be the ringmaster at their circus. "Step right up and see Mitt Romney, half human, half

robot prototype!"

"And kids, you might want to cover your eyes ... over here in the center ring we have Ted Nugent biting the heads off live chickens."

[yellowcanine]

17. Or he could be the clown. No extra training needed.

[LiberalFighter]

16. He can offer delegates free rides for their dogs on his jet.

The emphasis on on.

[WI_DEM]

18. maybe he can help with valet parking?

[Kteachums]

19. He could be giving away hats, " Republican hats (Hats to cover toupees)"!

He will be giving away Republican hats and parading young Miss America candidates around the hall for the House teapartiers to drink tea with.

[Tom Ripley]

20. Delegate pimp

[AlinPA]

21. A birther speech.

[MaineMen]

22. VP

Then they'd have two fat cat rich people on the ticket showing their true character