FoxNews Joins the ‘War on Women’, Tells Women their 5 Worst Mistakes in Bed

[thecentristword]

From the “Truth is Stranger than Fiction” files, FoxNews is now not just reporting on the GOPs War on Women, it is now a participant.

Women, are you struggling to become a better submissive wife? Fear no more – FoxNews to the rescue. FoxNews is here to tell you how you are screwing up the sex life of your marriage Here are their Top 5 Worst Mistakes you gals are making (and should correct):

1. Getting grossed out
2. Being afraid to experiment
3. Not knowing what you want
4. Being embarrassed
5. Falling into routine

If any of you women out their are guilty of these crimes, please quit being so selfish and deal with it.

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[brewens]

1. They left out getting in bed with a FOX "News" viewer! LOL n/t

[SirRevolutionary]

3. I'm sure that falls under the "grossed out" bullet item

[KansDem]

2. 6. Climbing under the covers with anyone from FOX News.

There's really six "worst mistakes."

[FSogol]

10. 6. Climbing under the covers with anyone WHO WATCHES FOX News.

[KansDem]

11. Thumbs Up!

Reminds of a date I once had with a woman (who could've watched FOX). I met her at work and asked her out. Well, halfway through the evening she chastised me for "asking too many questions." I don't know, when I go out on a date I like to find out what my date thinks: philosophy, cultural interests, entertainment likes and dislikes, politics, current events, etc. I find such conversations stimulating and it helps me to understand the person I'm with.

Anyway, I took her home soon after that and never asked her out again. I'm not sure what I was suppose to do that evening but conversing with her certainly wasn't on the agenda.

[thecentristword]

4. Well FoxNews viewers do have lower birth rates....lol

[HopeHoops]

5. What would anyone at FOX know about sex?

[Va Lefty]

6. Oh, I think some of their female "talent" know quite a lot

[HopeHoops]

7. They all look pretty boring to me. If I want plastic, I'll get a blow-up doll.

[Va Lefty]

8. I meant to imply that they use(d) sex to get on air, nothing more

[HopeHoops]

9. Even the "casting couch" sounds boring to me.

[thecentristword]

12. there is a certain blond (stripper) type quality to some of them

[Raven]

13. 5 Worst mistakes men make in bed:

1. Being gross (ie. dirty, smelly)
2. Installing a trapeze over the bed without checking with her first
3. Not knowing what she needs and not giving a damn
4. Acting like somebody out of "Animal House"
5. Falling asleep immediately

[davidpdx]

17. I'll admit to the trapeze, but nothing else

[AsahinaKimi]

14. I would have to say

Piss off! Fox News.. because saying the alternative grosses me out.

[msu2ba]

15. 5 Worst Mistakes Women Make in Bed

1. Bill O'Reilly
2. Sean Hannity
3. Steve Doucy
4. Brian Kilmeade
5. Greg Gutfield

[anneboleyn]

16. Snort! #1 wins that sad field by a mile. Add to that excellent list: Neil Cavuto, John Stossel

8. Huckabee
9. Brit Hume