And Now, a Message from a Verified Paid Clinton Shill:

[MineralMan]

Greetings kind Democratic Underground persons:

I am being Jimmy, and I will be telling to today that Mrs. Hillary Clinton is superlative and excellent choosing to be President of United States. Every person is to be voting her for President nominee please. She is having care for typical normal United States of America citizens firstly. She is helping the woman to be entitled very earnest. Please be voting her and to send handsome donate for help her winning nomitated.

/satire

[leftofcool]

1. OMG! Stop it! I just spit coffee everywhere!

Now get your butt over here and clean up this mess!

[MineralMan]

3. Sheesh! Do I look like a maid to you?

[leftofcool]

5. LOL!

[Faux pas]

2. Good one!

[lunamagica]

4. K&R! Love it!

[NurseJackie]

6. I am for you to be very much thanking.

[MineralMan]

7. It is hoping that you should

voting for Mrs. Clinton often soon. My humbly thank for support as needed.

[treestar]

8. lol

the idea of paid shills is insulting in that it's like we can't possibly favor Hillary ourselves. Anyone who disagrees with me must be being paid. That's how right I am.

[MineralMan]

9. Yabbut, the PR firm they hired only had to pay 15 cents for that

valuable post, see. At that price, they can get, like, hundreds of posts on the Internets. That has to help, you know, change minds and assure a win.

[Hydra]

10. Thank you God Bless n/t

[ibegurpard]

11. Well that certainly struck a nerve with you didn't it?

[Aerows]

14. It appears, so

I made my post before I read yours, and yes, it clearly has made an impact.

[MineralMan]

16. Someone below appears to agree with you.

Thanks for the thread kick.

[ibegurpard]

21. I don't suppose you'd know anything about this

From your time on FR would you?

[MineralMan]

22. To paraphrase your screen name, I beg your pardon?

I was banned from that website in 2006 for "anti-Freeping." So I have no idea what you are talking about. I've been posting here since 2008.

[Aerows]

12. Wow, that really got to you, didn't it?

This is what, post number 3 or 4 you've made about it?

I'm just sorry we aren't having more butt posts, since that, at least, was amusing as hell.

[MineralMan]

13. Thanks for noticing and for your kind reply.

Truly.

[Aerows]

17. MM, you know

that it is going to raise an eyebrow if you keep posting over and over again about it.

So yes, that was me being kind.

[MineralMan]

19. Raised eyebrows? Oh, no....not that!

[NorthCarolina]

15. Wow, so Hillary has apparently decided to off-shore this task. How very TPP of her. eom

[MineralMan]

18. Hey, that's the only cost-effective way to do that kind

of social media spamming. Smart politicking.

[whatchamacallit]

26. Win

[BootinUp]

20. rofl

[Martin Eden]

23. Sorry I wasted my time clicking on this thread, but I'm responding nevertheless

The extent to which the content in DU is a waste of time and devolves to the level of snarky playground taunting is the extent to which DU is truly a waste of time -- and an embarrassment to the political movement we ostensibly have in common.

[MineralMan]

24. I appreciate your explanation of why you wasted your time

more than I can say.

[Martin Eden]

32. It was a team effort,

if you understand what I'm saying.

[Skittles]

34. I was very mistaken when I thought the swooning was solely for Obama

OMG the Tiger Beat clubs are expanding

[Martin Eden]

36. Cult of Personality is Detrimental to Democracy

It shouldn't be about the candidate, but what the candidate can do for our country's ills.

Great minds discuss ideas;
Average minds discuss events;
Small minds discuss people.

- Eleanor Roosevelt

[Skittles]

37. AGREED

to me, anyone who is 100% behind any politician is a fucking idiot

[whatchamacallit]

25. And now, a message from professor Bogus Assumption

Blah blah foreigners sure have shitty english skills blah blah isn't it funny? blah blah blah no need to worry, it's obvious all internet propaganda is created by illiterates blah blah...

[MineralMan]

30. Thank you for your attention.

[Thinkingabout]

27. Just wait till all of those paid shills goes and votes for her in the primary and GE.

[VanillaRhapsody]

28. Yeah Hillary is paying ALL of us to hang around Democratic Underground to give Sanders supporters

hell!

[RoccoR5955]

29. Especially a huge help to large corporations and banks

She will do very good for them. Don't forget, corporations are people. Regular people I guess some would believe.
If that floats your boat, so be it.

[Hekate]

31. Heh. Well done.

Amazing how many people are bugged (so to speak) because they have no sense of humor.

[sufrommich]

33. ........

[99Forever]

35. Know how to tell when Camp Weathervane has it's undies in a knot?

When we see post after post from them saying how very unconcerned they are and mocking the ones that wounded their silly egos.