Nobody asked for my birth certificate...

[billky]

I wish every democrat would start out their talking points by saying.."I'm from ________and I was born in________________hospital and nobody ever asked for my birth certificate.

[dkf]

1. Except we are being asked for our birth certificates...

Next time I renew my license I'm going to have to produce one. And in order to vote I will need an ID which required me to produce a birth certificate.

It's the new normal.

[HopeHoops]

2. I have my original (complete with immunisation records on the back). It's in the fire safe.

I've got a voter ID card - paper, mailed to me. I'm going to be a bastard from hell at the polls this year. Hell, everyone there knows me anyway. I was a poll monitor two years ago. So yeah, I'll give them shit before I pull out my driver's license. I'll show them my voter registration card and hold up the line just to make a stink. Okay, yes, I'm an asshole, but I do have a good point here.

[GallopingGhost]

3. I wish some reporter would counter with,

"We've asked for your tax returns and you won't release those."