Why wasn't Sarah Palin invited to speak?

[sellitman]

It's obvious. They already had Clint Eastwood cover the spot for the incoherent fuckwit time slot.

[Blue Owl]

1. I don't know -- but that empty chair sure chewed up the scenery...

n/t

[11 Bravo]

2. They were afraid that she would look stupid in comparison to the chair.

[Major Hogwash]

5. Yeah, she would have gotten caught reading the notes off of her palm,

"What's that you say, chair?"

*Looks at palm*

"No, I don't know where the nearest Ikea store is, I live in Alaska."

*Looks at audience, gives dumb look*

"What, you don't have a good reason to be here, chair?

*Looks at palm*

"That didn't stop me."

*Looks at audience, gives another dumb look*

"So, have you been palling around with any terrorists lately, chair?"

*Looks at palm*

"Obama is from Kenya! You bet'cha!"

*Looks at audience, gives yet another dumb look*

[HopeHoops]

3. They already had enough morons on the roster.

[WI_DEM]

4. She didn't have the time, too many lucrative offers from Tampa strip clubs

[C_U_L8R]

6. Faux just offered her contract

To The Chair.

( I hear The Chair has a shrewd agent)

[bemildred]

7. The chair at least knows when to shutup. nt

[TroyD]

8. Reasons why

1. Palin would have upstaged Romney, like Clint did.

2. Romney doesn't like Palin since she took attention away from him last year by driving her bus through New Hampshire the same day he announced he was running.

3. Palin would have turned off Independent voters, who polls say don't like her.

4. Even Republicans are tired of her, and an article I posted here yesterday says her FOX contract may not be renewed next year.