Encrypted Primary Message - Try to crack it!

[MineralMan]

Otevay orfay Illaryhay!

or

Bpyr gpt jo;;sti@

The second one is harder to decipher.

Post this encrypted message on all your social media venues. It's a secret that only the astute will understand. Together we will win!

[underpants]

1. Sorry I was a few minutes late in this

I had to go to the bathroom


I'm. Kidding.

[MineralMan]

3. I couldn't wait. I peed my pants a little so I could type that.

[FreakinDJ]

4. I'm too good to share the bathroom with "Little People"

[HERVEPA]

2. ErnieBay Ocksray. Otnay osay uchmay illaryhay

[Warren Stupidity]

5. "Get off my lawn!"

[MeNMyVolt]

6. Something about Ovaltine.

[MineralMan]

8. It's a crummy commercial!

Mic drop.

[MeNMyVolt]

7. Vote for Hillary!

ETA: I'm a Clinton supporter, so social media venues are out. Heck, I barely understand the internet.