What Is the Cootie Factor in the Democratic Primaries?

[MineralMan]

Boys have cooties. Girls have cooties. We all remember those warnings from our experiences as third-graders. Mostly, we all stop worrying about cooties when we hit puberty, but do they still linger? Are they affecting our decisions about voting in the upcoming primary elections? Which candidate has the least cooties? Are some cooties worse than others? Can they be detected, even by erstwhile adults?



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	Hillary Clinton Has an Excess of Girl Cooties. They're the Worst Kind.
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	Bernie Sanders is Loaded with Boy Cooties. A Veritable Infestation.
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	Martin O'Malley May or May Not Have Cooties. Not Enough Information.
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	I Don't Care. I've Had My Cooties Vaccination.
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	To Avoid Cooties, I'm Not Voting at All.
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	Only Republicans Have Cooties, So It Doesn't Matter.
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	What Does This Poll Really Mean? I'm Suspicious.
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	There Are More Important Issues Than Cooties. We All Have Cooties.
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[MineralMan]

2. Roll the Dice. Add a Cootie Part.

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[Alfresco]

3. Zappa -DynaMo Hum- Whaddya mean cooties, no cooties on me. :)