Psychic Warns Hillary Clinton of "Horrible Berning in 2016"

[EEO]

Spurious news site may have endorsed a Democratic presidential candidate...

Psychic Warns Hillary Clinton of "Horrible Berning in 2016"

WASHINGTON (The Nil Admirari) - Earlier today, a senior campaign staffer close to Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton confirmed a popular psychic from the late 1990s named "Miss Cleo" had warned Mrs. Clinton of a "horrible Berning in 2016." Clinton laughed at questions from the press about the private discussion she took part in with Miss Cleo, and stated she was "not very concerned about any psychic reading I allegedly received this morning."

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Democratic presidential candidate Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont responded to TNA's request for comment by stating he had "no affiliation whatsoever with Miss Cleo, and couldn't care less who Hillary Clinton talks to in her very limited private time away from the bankers who are her largest donors."

[PeoViejo]

1. Joan of Arc

Berned at the stake.

[SoapBox]

2. LOL

[EEO]

3. Haha.

[Fawke Em]

4. And now I know how Joan of Arc felt

Now I know how Joan of Arc felt
As the flames rose to her roman nose
And her Walkman started to melt

The Smiths from a song, ironically entitled, "Big Mouth Strikes Again."

[Paka]

5. OOOOH!

Take heed.

[nadinbrzezinski]

6. I have not heard of Mrs Cleo in over a decade

[EEO]

10. She has changed her name multiple times and I believe she still does the same racket.

Scammers gotta scam.

[Ino]

7. Kind of reminds me of the 2008 Kentucky Derby...

when the horse Hillary backed, Eight Belles, came in second (and broke her ankles and had to be euthanized).

The winner? Big Brown

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/05/03/kentucky-derby-horse-eigh_n_99987.html

[a2liberal]

8. Just FYI

This is a humor/satire site (sorry if everyone already knew that, it wasn't 100% clear to me before I checked)

[davidpdx]

9. Yeah, but maybe her crystal ball was installed backwards