Does Joe Biden have plantar fasciitis and hemorrhoids?

[MineralMan]

Some are saying so, and think that will essentially keep him from competing with younger, more vigorous candidates for the Democratic nomination. "Those are ailments of old people," one observer said. "We need a youthful, vital candidate in 2020!"

[TheCowsCameHome]

1. Ask the GOP the same -

all the assholes are over there.

[hay rick]

2. There's a picture out there of Biden wearing bell bottoms.

Brace yourself. It's about to "go viral."

[MineralMan]

4. Oh, noes! Not that!

[emmaverybo]

6. Ha ha. Well, they don't call us baby BOOMERS for nothing. Baby boomer Dems are but one

voting demographic Biden will have an edge with.

[True Blue American]

51. Well, yeah!

Anyone brave enough to wear bell bottoms has my vote!

I remember an Uncle of mine whoo was really hot stuff! You should have seen his Zoot Suit pants. Pegged so tightly at the bottom he had to take his shoes off to get them on. He also had the big swinging watch chain,too! That was real class back then.

Of course there was the change from short dresses to the New Look. Spent the summer with Grandparents and that Uncle. Came home with my New Look dress. All 9 yards in the skirt. My friends wondered what I had on. Within a month they all had one. Fashion is funny.

[Butterflylady]

53. And there are a lot of us boomers.

[DownriverDem]

11. Who cares

[Zambero]

22. When will we get to see those TRUMP knee pad pics?

Without them, the one-on-one sessions with Putin would not have been possible!

[BluesRunTheGame]

55. We must not get our context out of context.

[emmaverybo]

3. Difficult to argue against his qualifications, experience, record of civil rights support, and

strength in the states we must take if we are to win, so we get ageist attacks, petty parsing, and
attempts to paint VP to the first black president in history as a segregationist. Pathetic.

[MineralMan]

5. So it seems to me, too.

[DownriverDem]

12. Hard to understand

Biden running with a strong progressive Dem woman would be a formidable ticket. Folks need to focus on the Electoral College which is winning state by state. This isn't about who I like or who others like. It's about beating trump.

[pazzyanne]

18. Alot of people have lost sight of that!

The media spin isn't helping with the divisiveness either. Spin after spin after spin seems to become fact! I hate pundits 24 hours a day, 7days a week. Yes, I do.

[emmaverybo]

27. Bonus for me because I like him. And no one is as prepared and knowledgeable on foreign

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affairs and relations as Biden. We are in perilous times. Biden is best for America and best for
the world if we seek a smart foreign policy posture which reaffirms our alliances and checks
aggression against them and weaker nations.

[LakeArenal]

34. ✔️✔️‼️

[onetexan]

46. +1 -K&R

All the resons why im with Biden as well.

[PJMcK]

7. No, but he's stopped beating his wife

(Totally snark)

[Croney]

8. But there is precedent.

We have a hemorrhoid in the White House now.

[George II]

14. You misread the chart - he's not a hemorrhoid, he's an anal cyst.

[True Blue American]

52. Who?

Trump? He is an anal cyst!

[Honeycombe8]

9. Plantar fasciiitis & hemorroids are not old age conditions.

It's odd that someone thinks that.

Or did you just make it up as a joke?

[TwilightZone]

17. The OP is mocking another thread.

In said thread, the poster opined that perhaps Biden was losing his hearing.

With zero evidence, I might add.

[highplainsdem]

10. I think it's the plantar fasciitis we really have to worry about. Obviously slows down his jogging.

[pazzyanne]

20. But not as much as bone spurs would.

Our pResident couldn't keep up with Joe if he tried, which he won't unless he is in a golf cart.

[George II]

13. How's his prostate - a steady stream in the middle of the night? And then there's the inevitable ED.

The man is clearly not qualified to be President!

[Blue_true]

15. Really?

I suffered from rather vicious hemorrhoids at the age of 12-15. I actually had to have surgery. So it is not an old person's malady.

[R B Garr]

16. LOL!

Well done.

[friend of m and j]

19. "Some say"?...You sound like

Trump when he is about to tell a lie at a rally. "Some say I am a genius."

[mr_lebowski]

29. The whole OP is a joke ... literally, like 'entirely meant in jest'

You see the sarcasm thingie?

(though I can't believe it's necessary)

[treestar]

21. Ok you made me LOL

[MineralMan]

48. Glad to hear it!

[George II]

23. There's always this that immediately disqualifies him:

THE DREADED TAN SUIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[treestar]

24. OMG the tan suit!!!!!!!

I'm just relieved that they didn't both wear it the same day!

[Gothmog]

25. Joe was out jogging today while trump was playing golf

Link to tweet

Link to tweet

[Thekaspervote]

26. Oh bs to the person who said plantar fasciitis is an old person's ailment!!

Try my job, working as a nurse 12 hr shifts. At the ripe old age of 25 I struggled with plantar fasciitis. Runners, athletes, construction workers can all suffer with it

[mr_lebowski]

28. The whole OP is a joke ... (nt)

[MustLoveBeagles]

30. Thank you

This thread and some of the responses are comedy gold.

[MineralMan]

49. No. Thank you!

[NanceGreggs]

31. Do the people over at JPR know about this?

I only ask because they were the first to break the HRC is dying of a dozen fatal diseases story - and were proven right!

[Gothmog]

40. Does JPR still exist?

There were dozens of pizzagate thread on that board for a while. It was really funny

[NanceGreggs]

41. It was my go-to site during the 2016 campaign ...

... due to the entertainment value!

Despite being down to twenty members at most - not counting the Russian bots - I think it still exists.

[Watchfoxheadexplodes]

32. I and the nominee share something in common

Knew I made a good decision

[Cha]

42. lol

[stopbush]

33. I smell desperation once again from the Biden supporters.

Preemptive desperation, as it were.

[Thekaspervote]

35. I've seen this same post several times now..so who is feeling the need to keep saying it.

[stopbush]

38. Indeed. I post it when any of the myriad attacks pop up against Harris.

Harris is not the problem for Biden.

[Cha]

44. That's his go to. I wouldn't be

so rude to say that to him.. but it's beginning to look like he's projecting with all his personal insults to Biden Supporters.

[emmaverybo]

36. Pretty clear who is desperate. But we, at least. fight fair and honest as does the man we support.

[Cha]

45. And, have senses

of humor I've noticed.

[myohmy2]

39. I'm...

...smelling something too...

...

[Cha]

43. No, you don't.

[MineralMan]

50. Hmm...maybe that smell is coming from another source?

[customerserviceguy]

37. Hemorrhoids?

Well, just last week he had to deal with a pain the ass.

[onetexan]

47. That pain in the ass turned out to be her own

[samnsara]

54. and a runny nose too! GASP!!!!

[Gothmog]

56. Joe Biden is the most electable candidate that the Democratic Party has available

Link to tweet

[MineralMan]

57. I agree, and that should settle it, as far as I'm concerned.

But, we'll have to wait for the process to take its course.