Borowitz: TULSI GABBARD'S NINE SUPPORTERS URGE HER TO DROP OUT OF RACE

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Representative Tulsi Gabbard (D-Hawaii) is under intense pressure to drop out of the 2020 race for the Democratic Presidential nomination, her nine supporters announced on Monday.

The announcement from Gabbard’s nine followers surprised many Democrats, who had been unaware that the Hawaii congresswoman was still running.

In a conference call after the South Carolina primary, the nine members of Team Tulsi concluded that Gabbard’s path to the nomination had grown “dauntingly narrow.”

“We believe that Tulsi would be an amazing President of the United States,” Harland Dorrinson, a spokesman for the other eight Gabbard supporters, said. “But we have regretfully come to the conclusion that this is not her time.”

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/tulsi-gabbards-nine-supporters-urge-her-to-drop-out-of-race?source=EDT_NYR_EDIT_NEWSLETTER_0_imagenewsletter_Borowitz_ZZ&utm_campaign=aud-dev&utm_source=nl&utm_brand=tny&utm_mailing=TNY_Borowitz_020220&utm_medium=email&bxid=5be9f8cb24c17c6adf0e5d24&cndid=25394153&esrc=&mbid=&utm_term=TNY_Borowitz

[calimary]

1. No satire here, but I do wonder what Tulsi's trying to prove by staying in.

[2naSalit]

6. Free money?

[guillaumeb]

2. Does that figure include Gabbard family members? eom

[Devil Child]

3. They forgot to add me!

There’s 10 of us. Fucking MSM.

I had a chuckle, thanks Yo_Momma_Been_Loggin.

[LaurenOlimina]

4. I just made this joke. It was HATED.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1287&pid=610920

[hlthe2b]

5. And no one has made a single "the Walking Dead" reference...!

[Gothmog]

7. I love good satire

[BootinUp]

8. Lol. Nt

[Dem2]

9. Lol.

I think her few supporters are men with an obsession with dark brown voice "Lola"