Stephen Colbert - Monologue and Opening - 1/14/2026

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The War On Protein Is Over | Trump Unveils Our New National Bird | "High-Grade" Morality

Protein is back in vogue after RFK Jr. turned America's food pyramid upside down, Trump flipped off auto worker TJ Sabula who called him a "pedophile protector," and Trump promoted his moral compass in a chat with CBS's Tony Dokoupil.





Bid On NEW Items In The Late Show's Charity Auction | House Passes The SHOWER Act

Stephen announces several hot new items available on The Late Show's charity auction page at http://www.colbertlateshow.com/ebay, then takes a look at how members of Congress are staying busy as our nation falls into fascism.





Trump-Tosterone Creme

It's time to make America creme again.

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1. Think I'll do a web search on "Hole Milk"

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2. It's real and comes with it's own "hole".

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3. Jimmy Kimmel ROASTS Trump's Unfunny Joke - Really American

Really American host Tony Hinderman breaks down Jimmy Kimmel brutally mocking Trump's weird joke about "Hole Milk" whatever that means... - 01/15/2026.