came across a number of widely-believed conspiracy theories from decades ago (yes, back in the dark ages). These current nut cases are not even terribly original, but certainly a lot more deadly.




Early '80's: Procter and Gamble ceo is a satanist. He actually announced this on a daytime talk show. All profits go to spreading the word of Satan. The logo of the stars is proof of this satanic connection. We must boycott P&G products.

Early '90's: Satanic pedophile and child sacrifice/blood drinking ring is operating across the US. This is why there are so many missing children. A person who is an "expert" on cults persuades many police departments to pay him for instruction in tracking down Satan worshippers. Civilians are encouraged to turn in their neighbors. Proof of their satanic links include being in possession (they don't catch this) of such articles as candles, incense, images of unicorns, black clothing, occult images, mortars and pestles.

When I saw this list, I called our local PD and asked if any of them cooked, or ever had candle-lit dinners, or enjoyed fantasy stories. Also demanded our taxpayer money back.

And who can forget the gerbil!

These whack jobs have gotten more insane over the last four decades, and much better armed. But still not an original thought in their non-functioning crania.



The fixation on satanism is a recurring theme with these nut bars. Projection, much? They must love their precious satanic creation.