This Fiasco Will Make 76 seem like a Garden Party

For those not around in 76, the Republican Convention was highly contentious largely because neither Pres Ford, nor Reagan had clinched enough delegates outright to win
There was the typical backbiting and whispering that you'd expect
Reagan's team tried to corner Ford (and alter convention rules) by insisting the convention delegates be able to vote freely on who they preferred, but before they did vote, both men had to declare their choice for VP - Reagan chose a moderate Republican Senator from Pennsylvania Richard Schweiker
It backfired and quite badly as Jesse Helms (yes him) began a movement to draft James Buckley (which failed)

That's pretty much well known.
What is sometimes forgotten are stories like these
While trying to get Republican delegates on board for Ford, some of the undecided (or backers of a different candidate from the primary than either Ford or Reagan) wanted favors; one delegate from NY wanted a federal judge position for his brother. Baker declined and the delegate went into a tirade over the phone
Someone yanked the phone away from the New York delegation and smashed it on the floor which prevented Nelson Rockefeller from being able to communicate with the campaign committee
The floor was crowded and tempers so hot that people didn't stray to far from their state convention area
There was a fist fight between a Ford delegate and a Reagan delegate in the hallway
One Ford delegate broke her leg falling on the stairs, but refused to go to the hospital until the vote was finished for fear the alternate might vote Reagan

The Republicans Should Make This Man Their New Convention Chair

A Useful Idea from Facebook for this years election

Was reposted by Being Liberal
We should place rare Pokemons inside of the polling stations on November 8th... that would guarantee good turnout.

Sen Jeff Flake of Arizona must really love his lawn

or it hasn't been tended to in a long while

When asked if he was attending the Republican Convention Sen Flake said, “I have to mow my lawn,”

I can understand. Be at Il Douche's convention or be thousands of miles away.

List of others who will be unavailable
Former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush of Florida.
New Hampshire Sen. Kelly Ayotte.
Nevada Gov. Brian Sandoval.
South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley.
Ohio Sen. Rob Portman.
Former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.
Sen. Mark Kirk of Illinois.
Former Gov. Luis Fortuno of Puerto Rico.
Former Gov. Bobby Jindal of Louisiana.”

Take heart though... I heard Kid Rock may speak

I also read Ben Roethlisberger of the Steelers might as well