How long do you think trump will last in office?

Trump's successes so far:

So the orange self absorbed man boy has been President for what two weeks now? So far his successes include:

A dismally attended inauguration, lying about it and then having protests against him his very first day in office that massively exceeded the crowds that came to adore him.

Sparking massive instant protests to a wrong headed immigration policy'

Being 0-5 in the courts regarding his Presidential actions

Pissing off China, Mexico, Australia and god knows how many other nations

Making the operations of the White House a total cluster fuck job

Comes in with the worst approval rating of any president since polling began

Has a majority disapproval rating in 8 days beating the old record by 726 days

Decimating the career folks at the State Department

Most of all and worst of all; making the world a more dangerous place and trashing the constitution

and it's only been two weeks, I have four words to say:

GOD HELP US ALL!!! Feel free to add to this list!