Rand Paul and Chris Christie are involved in a war of ambition.

Yeah, I spelled it right.

Three word solution for Anthony Wiener: Opt-in mailing list.

Average Penis Size Of American Men Is 5.6 Inches Long When Erect, Scientists Say

The average American man's penis is 5.6 inches (14.2 centimeters) long when erect, a new survey of 1,661 men finds.

The study, published online July 10 in the Journal of Sexual Medicine, is relatively consistent with the results of prior surveys of penis size.

Penis size has been the subject of dozens of studies, as well as countless urban legends, myths and spam emails. For many men, the idea of not measuring up can cause a great deal of anxiety.

But whether penis size truly matters to a man's sex partner is up for debate. Some research shows that women who experience vaginal orgasms do so more consistently with men of bigger girth.

more at link...
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/14/average-penis-size-american-men_n_3591649.html?utm_hp_ref=science

Someone somewhere just added "Ruler Sterilization Specialist" to their job skills on LinkedIn.

Coup d'égypt.

Nice and official.

IMHO the current Supreme Court would pass the Dred Scott decision again with a 5-4 vote.

They are that regressive.

Knock knock

Who's there?
I used to be a lawyer...
I used to be a lawyer, who?
Exactly.





I can smell the appeal due to inadequate counsel already....

Dear Paula Deen,

China is lovely this time of year.
I'll pick you up at the airport.
Sincerely,
Eric Snowden

In my life I've gone from mix tapes to playlists, rabbit ears to satellites and 64k to 1000 gigs but

I still don't have the flying jet pack I was promised.
Better get moving on that science.

"I'm a curious child with a full head of hair and a thriving business."

I love MAD MEN.
Best writing on TV.

Grumpy Cat gets a movie deal in Hollywood.

EXCLUSIVE: More depressing news for humans who can’t get a Hollywood movie made. Grumpy Cat, the cranky-faced kitty voted Meme of the Year at the 2013 Webby Awards, has a shot at getting her famous sourpuss on the big screen. Broken Road’s Todd Garner and Sean Robins, and Grumpy Cat’s reps (manager Ben Lashes and rep Al Hassas) have teamed up to produce and assemble a package for a Garfield-like feature film with the famous frowning feline at the center. Here, Grumpy Cat (real name Tardar Sauce) will be given the power of speech. How much movie potential can a Grumpy Cat have? Well, she has been scratching at the door of fame in a big way. Among the indicators: Grumpy Cat was named the most influential cat of 2012 by MSNBC, a most important Meme of 2012 by Mashable, and has appeared on such TV shows including Today, Good Morning America, CBS Evening News, Anderson Cooper Live, VH1 Morning Buzz and The Soup. In March, Grumpy Cat was deemed the star of South by Southwest-i by news outlets. The appearances drew lines of thousands of people that spanned for blocks. Grumpy Cat received more social mentions in four days than anyone else at SXSWi.The cat’s official Facebook has more than 930,000 likes and a weekly reach well over 2 million. The official YouTube Channel has over 120,000 subscribers and over 20 million views. Grumpy Cat stars in a collection of webisodes in partnership with Friskies and the Will Kitty Play With It series. Grumpy Cat merchandise sells at Walmart, Hot Topic, Thinkgeek and many other retail stores. Licenses include Chronicle Books, Gund, Ripple Junction, Buckle Down, T Line, ATNY, Ultra Pro, 99 Cent Brains and more.

If you need more convincing: the catalyst for the movie action is Garner, who optioned the story and life rights of a bunch of adult men who hold a cross-country game of tag. That project is now a priority at New Line, with Mark Steilen writing and Will Ferrell and Jack Black coming attached to play two of the main characters. Garner believes this crotchety critter will be catnip for the family-film crowd.

“This started off as a picture of a cat, but rare is an image that evokes that much comedy,” Garner said. “You read all of the memes and the comments, and one is funnier than the next. We think we can build a big family comedy around this character.”

http://www.deadline.com/2013/05/if-this-doesnt-make-her-smile-nothing-will-grumpy-cat-gets-movie-deal/

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Internet memes are movies now?
Dibs on "Hey Girl...".
The rest of you can have "Hilary texting" and the "What the world thinks I do...." pictographs.