October 25, 2023

P01135809 in HELL

to jmowreader who first posted this in the Lounge, I changed a few words.


Donald Trump in Hell

Donald Trump died from eating a bag of rancid Big Macs and was shipped straight to Hell.

One of the lower level demons greeted him and told him, "Donald, you've been so bad we can't figure out where to put you. Until we do, you'll have to sit in this room." He is led into a small room kept at a unpleasant warm temperature. There's a chair in there for him to sit. Three times a day he is served rancid Big Macs, no fries or Diet Coke. All he has to do is wait for his final destination.

A day goes by and Trump pounds on the door, and a slightly higher ranking demon answers it. "I'm ready to start making Hell great again. I need to make speeches and rally supporters. Why aren't you letting me out of here?" The demon tells him, "no one as evil as you has ever been sent here. We are still creating an environment that will properly punish you."

Two days later Trump pounds on the door again and a deputy to the Devil Himself answers it. "What's taking so fucking long? When I was a building contractor we got buildings up in days! I have to start doing Make Hell Great Again rallies or Hell will never be great again!" The demon tells him that he will hate what they come up with when they're done with it.

A week went by. Trump pounds on the door and Satan answers it. "What, you think I'm scared of a little heat? I'm not! I fucking bought a house in Florida. Heat ain't shit to me. Let me the fuck out of here so I can go to work." Satan looks at him. "You don't get it, do you?" "Get what?" "This IS your punishment. We could throw you in the Lake of Fire and you'd love it. We could bury you up to your nostrils in rancid pig manure and you'd feel right at home. The only way to repay you for your misdeeds is what we did - take away the only things in the world you loved, which were money and attention. You'll be here forever."

October 25, 2023

Looney Tunes Politicians

October 24, 2023

A Few TOONs

HOW REQUBLICANS THINK

October 24, 2023

https://....www.....imdb....com/ question

Have tried & tried to copy pictures on their website to post here on DU with no success. Anybody know the secret to "borrow" pictures from them?

October 23, 2023

THE SAME PEOPLE Meme

October 23, 2023

The Virgins Are Waiting

EGOTISTICAL and WRONG























































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October 21, 2023

Look what DU4 did to DOONESBURY

When this was posted last Sunday it was readable, now one needs a magnifying glass as DU4 seems to reduce all images to a new smaller standard size, one size fits all I guess. Question if I do DOONESBURY Plus or Sunday Funnies this weekend if people can't read them. Let me know if I should continue posting these and how you deal with the small print to make things readable.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100218365745

Please tell me if you can read this now.

On Edit.....
Hey everyone, we fixed my viewing issue, tweaked my FireFox settings, see #19 below. Thanks for the help everyone.

October 20, 2023

All new PipeBomb Barbie

Probably a lot of truth here.

October 20, 2023

Kan. Senator against funding request that ties Israel with Ukraine

WASHINGTON — President Joe Biden declared it is “vital for America's national security” for Israel and Ukraine to succeed in their wars, making the case Thursday night for deepening U.S. involvement in two unpredictable foreign conflicts as he prepared to ask for billions of dollars in military assistance for both countries.

He said he would send an urgent funding request to Congress, which is expected to be $105 billion for the next year. The proposal, which will be unveiled on Friday, includes $60 billion for Ukraine, much of which is for replenishing U.S. weapons stockpiles that have already been provided.

On social media ahead of the President's address Marshall wrote, "Funding for Israel should not be used as leverage to send billions of more dollars to Ukraine. Period. These are two separate conflicts and should not be considered a package deal."

In addition, conservative Republicans oppose money for sending more weapons to Ukraine as its battle against the Russian invasion approaches the two-year mark. Biden's previous request for funding, which included $24 billion to help with the next few months of fighting, was stripped out of budget legislation last month despite a personal plea from Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.

More at link...........

https://hayspost.com/posts/56f3c38c-43a1-439c-89a7-1e6c7efdaf1f

October 20, 2023

A Few Editorial carTOONS

HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN






























GEORGE BUSH ADDS HIS 2 CENTS