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Enter stage left

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Name: Ray M
Gender: Male
Hometown: Full time rv'er. All over the map of the U.S. & Canada
Home country: U.S.
Current location: Don't know where we'll be tomorrow, not even sure where we are today.
Member since: Thu Aug 13, 2020, 07:47 PM
Number of posts: 2,833

About Me

I'm ashamed to say I've been lurking here since around 2004. I've finally had enough. There is nothing more important than taking back our country NOW. Whatever it takes to humilate tRump & the rePugs this Nov should be front & center, & continue for the next 2-3 generations. I was born in 1945 to a special ed teacher & a Navy aviator. They supported Gen Eisenhower & looking back, I truly believe he was the last Republican of honor in their party. RESIST. NEVER GIVE UP!

Journal Archives

If Steve Bannon ever does get indicted, tried & convicted...

it will be the latest episode of "Grime & Punishment"!
Posted by Enter stage left | Wed Jul 13, 2022, 07:16 PM (8 replies)

Before my surgery the other day the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out...

with either gas or a boat paddle.
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.It was a ether/oar situation...
Posted by Enter stage left | Wed Jul 13, 2022, 07:13 PM (10 replies)

I need the help of constitutional lawyers or those who can make more sense...

of the constitution than I can.

Is there ANYWHERE in the constitution or its amendments that grants or authorizes the people of the US to launch or explode devices that look or sound like the results of a war zone?

If you can answer, please site the phrase of the constitution or amendment that allows it.

Thanks in advance, and sorry for my ignorance.
Posted by Enter stage left | Mon Jul 4, 2022, 11:36 PM (16 replies)

Have you ever noticed bread is much like the sun?...

It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

Posted by Enter stage left | Tue Jun 28, 2022, 05:55 PM (1 replies)

I absolutely despise the term "Uncle Tom"...

But if I EVER had to describe the perfect example,

It would be Clarence Thomas. Traitor to his own race, traitor to Loving v Virginia, traitor to justice for those who need justice.

Fuck you Clarence & Ginni, right in your most sensitive orifices with a prickly pear cactus.

Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Jun 25, 2022, 11:07 PM (14 replies)

A customer of AAA called and asked for a tow to his dealership in a town 250 miles away...

When the tow-truck driver arrived he asked the customer, "what's wrong with your car?".

The driver answered "Nothing, I just realized it's cheaper to renew my membership than fill my tank".
Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Jun 25, 2022, 07:45 PM (7 replies)

My girlfriend was complaining that I never took her anywhere big and expensive anymore...

So I took her to the "Flying J" on the freeway.
Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Jun 25, 2022, 07:29 PM (0 replies)

The guy next to me at pump #9 just put $10.00 worth of fuel in his big pickup...

I asked him where he was going, he said "pump #3".
Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Jun 25, 2022, 07:13 PM (5 replies)

Hey everybody, good news. I got gas for $1.57 today...

it was at a taco truck right around the corner.

Posted by Enter stage left | Sat Jun 25, 2022, 06:02 PM (1 replies)

I've found that I'm much happier in the morning since I switched from coffee to orange juice...

My doctors explained its because of the vitamin C & natural sugars...

But I think it' the vodka.

Posted by Enter stage left | Thu Jun 23, 2022, 09:52 PM (2 replies)
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