The little girl asked her mother, Mom did you want a daughter or a son?

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Mom replied, "I wanted a back rub!"

Studies show that 95% of electrical vehicles are still on the road...

The other 5% made it home.



I hope I don't need the "sarcasm thingy"!

OK Lucky Charms...you started it...

A man who had been married for 1 year went to the drag races with his friends...as the dragsters were doing their "burnouts" to heat their tires, he turned to his friends and said "Wow, I haven't smelled that much burning rubber since my wedding night".

Tag, Lucky, you're it!

Steve Bannon stars in the new to be released series...Hawaii BO

A question responding to a post yesterday by MVD...please read the whole post, my question is later,

the question was "What is the most east and west you have ever been in the US?"

I responded "Eastpoint Maine & Neah Bay Washington".

I should have said the "most east & west ""cities"" in the Continental US" but I failed to do so.

The "continental US" does NOT include Hawaii, Alaska, or any of our territories.

NOW THE QUESTION

Without using ANY search engines, "WHO KNOWS THE FURTHEST POINT EAST, AND THE FURTHEST POINT WEST IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA?

Please I beg of you, if you use a search engine, disqualify yourself from this question. I have incredible belief in the integrity and brilliance of DU posters, and I really believe you will all hold yourselves to the standards I ask.

If you know the answer, post below, if you don't know the answer, I will tell you by noon MDT on Friday.

I look forward to your posts and answers.



I should explain...that includes Alaska, Hawaii & all of our territories.

When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Pardon my French" after saying a swear word...

I'll never forget the first day of school when our teacher asked if anybody knew any French.

Pro cooking tip of the year, "if you stir coconut oil into kale...

It makes it much easier to scrape it into the garbage".

Hey, NRA, tell us again about if we only had 377 good guys with guns...

we could have stopped the EXECUTION OF 19 CHILDREN AND TWO TEACHERS in less that 1.5 hours.

I'm waiting, for the 377th good guy with a gun.

Nobody stepping up, Bueller, Bueller?

The FUCKING MYTH OF A GOOD GUY WITH A GUN HAS TO STOP, NOW!

I've started investing in stocks. First it was chicken, then beef & now vegetable...

Despite the potential risks, I believe some day I'll be a boullionaire.

If you've just been convicted of impregnating a 10 year old (9 when she was impregnated)...

and you've been sentenced to castration,,,maybe you should just "lie back & enjoy it".

Right, Robert Regan? Dumb fuck from Michigan.