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Enter stage left's JournalSo Musk wants his employees to...
send emails every Friday, updating him about their work or "code samples" if they are engineers.
This is so fucking stupid, I can't believe it wasn't written by TFG.
SIMPLE
SEND EVERYTHING IN CODE.
Let the fucking genius business-man figure it out.
George is 93 years old in intensive care with a oxygen mask on and all kinds of...
monitors and sensors hooked up to him.
A very attractive young female student nurse shows up to give him a sponge bath, and struggling to breathe thru his oxygen mask, he asked her, "Are my testicles black?"
Somewhat shocked, she replies "I'm just here to give you a sponge bath on your upper body!"
Again struggling thru his oxygen mask George asks her, "Please, I need to know, are my testicles black?"
Against her better judgment, she peels back his robe, closely inspects his testicles and says "They look perfectly normal to me, and no, they are not black!"
George struggles to sit up, pulls off his oxygen mask and says very slowly "listen closely, are my test results
back?"
Here's my two thumbs up to the musical group "Three Dog Night"...
I had NO idea when the wrote the song "One is the loneliest number" that they knew Herschel Walker...
and they were singing about his brain cells.
Non lethal easy way to defeat the Arizona drop box rePuqs...
Arizona is one of the states that does NOT require a front license plate, so if you want to cover or remove it you can.
On Amazon, there are a huge number of lithium powered flashlights that are at or over 100,000 lumens, and many of them are very affordable.
Here's the scenario.
Wait until dark. Have someone with you (your partner) armed with the (non-lethal) 100,000 lumen flashlight. Cover or remove your front license plate. (remember, legal in AZ).
As you get towards the drop box, let your partner out of your vehicle, and have them walk behind your vehicle with the brilliant flashlight turned on to strobe, aimed at the fuck wads(FW's) trying to record you rear plate.
Drop off your ballots, have you partner walk towards the FW's until you can stop to pick your partner up where the FW's wont be able to see your license plate.
Trust me, this can work. It might take a little modifying for different situations, but my flashlight is around 20,000 lumens, and NOBODY can see through it without seeing brilliant, bright flashes even with their eyes closed when it is on strobe.
Try it, what do you have to lose?.
The young Republican rightwing cowboy was walking a pretty girl home from the...
Saturday night barn dance. He was falling in love, it was a beautiful, romantic evening.
"Julia, I'll bet you've been out with a lot of worse-looking, dumber fellows than me?" he asked bashfully.
Julia didn't answer.
He tried again, "Julia, I'll bet you've been out with a lot of uglier, stupider fellows than me!"
"Keep quiet and give me a minute" Julia replied. "I'm trying to think"
All of these years I thought the "T" on Elon Musk's cars stood for "Tesla"...
just to find out yesterday it stands for
"Twit-mobile".
Last night was awful...
I accidentally took my cat medications...
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Don't ask meow!
This post is dedicated to Siwsan and all of the others that post cat stories of pictures that make all of feel good.
Thanks to all of you.
Sign seen on a Comfort Inn...
Now pet friendly...
Except for bears...we're not making that mistake again!.
Great coaching...
At one point during the game a coach called one of his 9 year old players aside and asked him "Do you understand what cooperation is? what teamwork is?" "Yes coach" replied the 9 year old.
"Do you understand that all that matters is that whether we win or lose, we do it as a team?" The little boy nodded in the affirmative. "So" continued the coach, "When an out is called, you shouldn't argue, curse the umpire or call him a jerk. Do you understand all of that?" Again the little boy nodded in the affirmative.
The coach continued "So when I take you out the game so another boy can have a chance to play, it's not a stupid decision, or the coach is a butthead, is it?" "No coach"
"Good" said the coach, now go over to the stands and explain all of that to your grandmother!
The little girl asked her mother, Mom did you want a daughter or a son?
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Mom replied, "I wanted a back rub!"
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