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it will be the latest episode of "Grime & Punishment"!
Before my surgery the other day the anesthesiologist offered to knock me out...
with either gas or a boat paddle.
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.It was a ether/oar situation...
I need the help of constitutional lawyers or those who can make more sense...
of the constitution than I can.
Is there ANYWHERE in the constitution or its amendments that grants or authorizes the people of the US to launch or explode devices that look or sound like the results of a war zone?
If you can answer, please site the phrase of the constitution or amendment that allows it.
Thanks in advance, and sorry for my ignorance.
Have you ever noticed bread is much like the sun?...
It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.
I absolutely despise the term "Uncle Tom"...
But if I EVER had to describe the perfect example,
It would be Clarence Thomas. Traitor to his own race, traitor to Loving v Virginia, traitor to justice for those who need justice.
Fuck you Clarence & Ginni, right in your most sensitive orifices with a prickly pear cactus.
A customer of AAA called and asked for a tow to his dealership in a town 250 miles away...
When the tow-truck driver arrived he asked the customer, "what's wrong with your car?".
The driver answered "Nothing, I just realized it's cheaper to renew my membership than fill my tank".
My girlfriend was complaining that I never took her anywhere big and expensive anymore...
So I took her to the "Flying J" on the freeway.
The guy next to me at pump #9 just put $10.00 worth of fuel in his big pickup...
I asked him where he was going, he said "pump #3".
Hey everybody, good news. I got gas for $1.57 today...
it was at a taco truck right around the corner.
I've found that I'm much happier in the morning since I switched from coffee to orange juice...
My doctors explained its because of the vitamin C & natural sugars...
But I think it' the vodka.
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Name: Ray MGender: Male
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