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November 14, 2021

I asked my wife, "how come when I get mad at you, you never fight back?"...

She said "I just go clean the toilet!".

Well, how does that keep you from getting angry?

With a smile, "I use your toothbrush".

November 3, 2021

Somebody that is way smarter than I am could make a fortune...

if they set up a dating service for rePuqs.

A "are you lonely?" app for "single brain cells".

November 1, 2021

As some of you may know, we're full time RV'ers and tonight we spent time...

in a RV park in a semi rural area of the western US.

We had some really cute trick or treaters. A Spider man, a 3-4 year child in a 'Hulk" costume, ( it was bigger than he was), many princesses, a 4-5 year old in a "Iron-Man" costume, some ghosts, and many other cute costumes.

When they had finally stopped coming for candy, I commented to my SO, we didn't see any "Zombies" this year.

She responded: "Remember what Zombies are looking for, it isn't candy and we're in Utah now".

September 12, 2021

Late last night store security detained a shoplifting suspect who was accused...

of stealing batteries from the electronics department. They called the police, but when the police arrived the suspect swallowed the evidence.

The Police Captain says he'll be charged by morning.

September 3, 2021

The Taliban, suppressing women's rights, the Texas Repuqs...

banning women's rights.

I suggest we refer to all Texas Repuqs as...

The Texiban

August 20, 2021

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated...

she made an appointment for Tuesday.

August 3, 2021

OK Republicans, you keep chanting "My body, my choice"...

Let's try this on for size.

On Friday last week, DC Metropolitan Police Officer took his own life after responding to TFG insurrection at the Capitol of the US

If you voted to acquit TFG for the attempted overthrow of our Democracy, then you can either:

Have your body at his service, and interment, or have his name tattoo'd on your forehead of your body in reverse, so you see it every single time you look in a mirror.

You will spend every minute at his service, rain or shine, without umbrellas, and keep your mouths shut the whole time.

Your Body, Your Choice.

June 14, 2021

Petrified watermelons...

We were just on a secondary road in Idaho between Bliss and Glenns Ferry and approached a whole field of round rocks.

The sign by the road read "Petrified watermelons, take one home to your mother-in-law"

Profile Information

Name: Ray M
Gender: Male
Hometown: Full time rv'er. All over the map of the U.S. & Canada
Home country: U.S.
Current location: Don't know where we'll be tomorrow, not even sure where we are today.
Member since: Thu Aug 13, 2020, 07:47 PM
Number of posts: 3,378

About Enter stage left

I'm ashamed to say I've been lurking here since around 2004. I've finally had enough. There is nothing more important than taking back our country NOW. Whatever it takes to humilate tRump & the rePugs this Nov should be front & center, & continue for the next 2-3 generations. I was born in 1945 to a special ed teacher & a Navy aviator. They supported Gen Eisenhower & looking back, I truly believe he was the last Republican of honor in their party. RESIST. NEVER GIVE UP!

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