I asked my wife, "how come when I get mad at you, you never fight back?"...

She said "I just go clean the toilet!".

Well, how does that keep you from getting angry?

With a smile, "I use your toothbrush".

Somebody that is way smarter than I am could make a fortune...

if they set up a dating service for rePuqs.

A "are you lonely?" app for "single brain cells".

As some of you may know, we're full time RV'ers and tonight we spent time...

in a RV park in a semi rural area of the western US.

We had some really cute trick or treaters. A Spider man, a 3-4 year child in a 'Hulk" costume, ( it was bigger than he was), many princesses, a 4-5 year old in a "Iron-Man" costume, some ghosts, and many other cute costumes.

When they had finally stopped coming for candy, I commented to my SO, we didn't see any "Zombies" this year.

She responded: "Remember what Zombies are looking for, it isn't candy and we're in Utah now".

TFG is living (unfortunately) proof that abortion should not only be available...

but sometimes mandatory.

Late last night store security detained a shoplifting suspect who was accused...

of stealing batteries from the electronics department. They called the police, but when the police arrived the suspect swallowed the evidence.

The Police Captain says he'll be charged by morning.

Texiban...right wing US brothers of the Taliban!

The Taliban, suppressing women's rights, the Texas Repuqs...

banning women's rights.

I suggest we refer to all Texas Repuqs as...

The Texiban

I told my wife I wanted to be cremated...

she made an appointment for Tuesday.

OK Republicans, you keep chanting "My body, my choice"...

Let's try this on for size.

On Friday last week, DC Metropolitan Police Officer took his own life after responding to TFG insurrection at the Capitol of the US

If you voted to acquit TFG for the attempted overthrow of our Democracy, then you can either:

Have your body at his service, and interment, or have his name tattoo'd on your forehead of your body in reverse, so you see it every single time you look in a mirror.

You will spend every minute at his service, rain or shine, without umbrellas, and keep your mouths shut the whole time.

Your Body, Your Choice.

Petrified watermelons...

We were just on a secondary road in Idaho between Bliss and Glenns Ferry and approached a whole field of round rocks.

The sign by the road read "Petrified watermelons, take one home to your mother-in-law"