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15. Complicated question

Sun Mar 18, 2018, 07:32 PM

Mar 2018

How many hands does a Flying Spaghetti Monster have, anyway?

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Is God left handed or right handed? [View all] underpants Mar 2018 OP

God has hands? Hugin Mar 2018 #2

Im gonna hafts say ambidextrous. redwitch Mar 2018 #4

That's what I was going to post Siwsan Mar 2018 #7

Omnidextrous JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2018 #12

Hmmm... redwitch Mar 2018 #20

God doesn't have hands. It's ridiculously anthropomorphic to claim it does. Binkie The Clown Mar 2018 #6

To answer: Yes (he was Jewish). White. Or, were those trick questions? nt JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2018 #13

God is bi LuvLoogie Mar 2018 #8

God is pi, because pi is transcendental. nt Binkie The Clown Mar 2018 #21

I heard she's amphibious Brother Buzz Mar 2018 #9

Ambidextrous Sanity Claws Mar 2018 #10

God is AMBIDEXTROUS with ALL of his Noodly Appendages! mackdaddy Mar 2018 #11

Right-handed. And here's proof. JustABozoOnThisBus Mar 2018 #14

Complicated question DFW Mar 2018 #15

The Flying Spaghetti Monster is equally dexterous with all of... JHB Mar 2018 #16

Whatever handed edhopper Mar 2018 #17

How about... Xolodno Mar 2018 #18

Who? LakeArenal Mar 2018 #19

I see no option for dexterity of all limbs. God has more than 2 hands Ninsianna Mar 2018 #22

Looks like a left ornotna Mar 2018 #23

handed? not exactly 0rganism Mar 2018 #24

I'm left handed, Rincewind Mar 2018 #25

You can ask him he has a twitter Acc .. stonecutter357 Mar 2018 #26

God has three hands thbobby Mar 2018 #27

Omnidexterious randr Mar 2018 #28

Locking - the hosts cannot see how this qualifies for the "OK in GD" reasons muriel_volestrangler Mar 2018 #29