Giuliani farts during hearing:

[magicarpet]

11. No,... no,... it was a dry fart,...

,... thing was the fart was filtered through a juicy puddle of diarrhea previously collected in his Depends when he shit himself an hour and a half before.

That was why the table at the hearing sunk to high heaven where Rudy sat with the diarrhea squishing around in his underwear, during all that election fraud testimony.