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jmowreader

(50,557 posts)

6. I'm going with (E)

Reply to Smackdown2019 (Original post)

Mon Dec 7, 2020, 10:53 PM

Dec 2020

After about a week of Trump treating his protective detail like pee-ons, several large Italian men carrying briefcases will arrive at Mar-a-Lago. The detail will escort them in.

Trump will start screaming at his detail, "you're supposed to protect me from people like this!"

The head of the detail will respond, "It's not our problem anymore."

Trump's body will never be found, partly because no one gives a shit what happens to that man but mostly because Mafia contract killers are extremely good at hiding evidence.

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We need to have a pool for Jan 20, 2021 [View all] Smackdown2019 Dec 2020 OP

Oh, he's flying off to a banana republic alright. NCDem47 Dec 2020 #1

if he does get arrested it obviously wont be at 1201pm on the 20th. drray23 Dec 2020 #2

Trump is not going to be arrested. blueinredohio Dec 2020 #3

Most likely, D. bearsfootball516 Dec 2020 #4

Cholesterol finally does its job right around the New Year. niyad Dec 2020 #5

I'm going with (E) jmowreader Dec 2020 #6

Not me! It's too cold to be in a pool on January 20. LastDemocratInSC Dec 2020 #7