When a person becomes a former president

[StarfishSaver]

5. I'd give anything to be a fly on the wall when his Secret Service hands off from the presidential

detail to the former presidential detail, the White House Communications Agency uninstalls all of the communications equipment from Mar-A-Lago, the military aides sign off and head to the airport, etc.

He's going to go from a Secret Service detail of dozens providing the tightest, highest level of protection on earth to few very new rookie agents or almost-ready to retire agents, no metal detectors, no more limousines and motorcades, just one SUV and maybe a chase vehicle. no special White House phone lines with a military communications expert always on the other end ready to patch him through to whomever he wants anywhere in the world, just regular hardlines with dial tones and cell phones with no special features and maybe a signal, maybe not.

It's going to be such a comedown. Sweet.