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The Velveteen Ocelot

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1. Hilarious and brilliant!

Sun Oct 7, 2012, 09:45 PM

Oct 2012

To Kill A Talking Bird
The Unbearable Whiteness of Bain.
For White Men Who Have Considered Swiss Banks When the Bush Tax-Cuts Are Not Enuf.
Crouching Liar, Hidden Tax Returns.
Shitty Shitty Bain Bain
Charlie and the Foreclosed Factory
Little Women's Vote
Charlatan's Web
An American Draft-Dodger In Paris
Honey I Outsourced The Kids!
Sophie's Lack of Choice
Nightmare on Sesame Street.
The Catcher In The Lie
One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, I Hate 47% of You-ish
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Tax Return.
20,000 Jobs Over The Sea
To Kill A #BigBird
The Never Been Hungry Games #Mitterature
Moby Dickwad
Around the Truth in Eighty Ways
A Tale of Two Mitties
Swiss Bank-Account Robinson
To Kill A Big Bird
A Catcher in the Lie
A Farewell to Honesty
Lord of the Lies
Where the Red Turd Grows
Atlas Mugged
50 Shades Of Lies
You Ordinary People
Valley of the Ken Dolls
The Ugly American
The Magic (underwear) Mountain
Fear and Loathing and Lost Wages
Snide and Prejudiced
Ann of Clean Stables
The Crying of Lot 47%
The Wind in the Willards
Cayman Treasure Island

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#Mitterature trending on Twitter [View all] meow2u3 Oct 2012 OP

Hilarious and brilliant! The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2012 #1

Moby Dickwad. progressoid Oct 2012 #3

That's a good one. Loved "Charlatan's Web." The Velveteen Ocelot Oct 2012 #7

Where The Wild Tax Returns Are Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #66

nice!! nt flamingdem Oct 2012 #135

i just copied those to facebook. barbtries Oct 2012 #27

Thanks! Wanderlustig Oct 2012 #55

Thanks! and Welcome to DU! TalkingDog Oct 2012 #88

Around the truth in 80 Ways Aerows Oct 2012 #97

How about... 3catwoman3 Oct 2012 #164

Wow. Some of those are brilliant! nt tblue37 Oct 2012 #173

Dems read a lot ailsagirl Oct 2012 #183

I'll play! WhaTHellsgoingonhere Oct 2012 #206

I'm waiting for... pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #2

C*A*S*H abelenkpe Oct 2012 #6

Geez-- your post gave me a coughing fit!! ailsagirl Oct 2012 #182

The Mormonic Verses ananda Oct 2012 #4

More... pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #5

I can't help myself pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #8

LOL! klook Oct 2012 #109

hehehe SammyWinstonJack Oct 2012 #140

An adaptation of one of my favorite novels... cojoel Oct 2012 #9

Good! Cha Oct 2012 #22

KICK! Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #170

How often does this happen? Gore1FL Oct 2012 #195

Whore and Piece (of shit) aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #10

ouch!!! ailsagirl Oct 2012 #184

one fish two fish red fish bullshit rdking647 Oct 2012 #11

one fish two fish red fish bullshit Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #146

OMG. Funniest Mitter thread yet. aletier_v Oct 2012 #12

To Have and Have nolabear Oct 2012 #13

Haaaaaaaaaaaa! BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2012 #190

Snide and Prejudiced nolabear Oct 2012 #14

Nonsense and Irresponsibility treestar Oct 2012 #95

LMAO! Aerows Oct 2012 #98

The Book of Moron meow2u3 Oct 2012 #15

The Color Mexican pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #16

A Piece-of-Work Orange aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #18

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #26

The Color Bronzer Initech Oct 2012 #101

Sybil LiberalAndProud Oct 2012 #17

Catch-47 Barack_America Oct 2012 #19

i just almost posted the same thing barbtries Oct 2012 #30

This message was self-deleted by its author Barack_America Oct 2012 #20

I like! Crouching Liar, Hidden Tax Returns. #Mitterature Cha Oct 2012 #21

A Farewell To Smarms aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #23

Fahrenheit 1040 n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #24

Steal This Election n/t theKed Oct 2012 #25

omg Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #147

The Turn of the Screw......Literally Loki Oct 2012 #28

I even made a movie poster of one a while back Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #29

Wow -- too many of us missed that! It's great!! gateley Oct 2012 #58

Gee thanks! Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #61

wow this is great! nt flamingdem Oct 2012 #67

Great Exemptions Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #200

The Scarlet Ink. Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #202

#mittature Dman292 Oct 2012 #31

Welcome to the DU! littlemissmartypants Oct 2012 #78

Mine: Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus, I am from Kolob JaneyVee Oct 2012 #32

LOL !!! fleur-de-lisa Oct 2012 #151

still more barbtries Oct 2012 #33

anne of clean stables! Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #63

o m g good ones !! nt flamingdem Oct 2012 #68

Belittle Women ailsagirl Oct 2012 #186

best one of the whole bunch ! Laura PourMeADrink Oct 2012 #217

You're right--wish I had thought of it!! ailsagirl Oct 2012 #218

yes, wish I was clever too. all I could think of quickly was Fifty Shades of Greed Laura PourMeADrink Oct 2012 #220

These are great! snacker Oct 2012 #34

good one !!!!!!!! Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #64

Do Androids Dream of Electorate Sheep? n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #35

+1 flamingdem Oct 2012 #106

k and r--have nothing to add a but great big THANK YOU to all you inventive types out there niyad Oct 2012 #36

Curious George and the Missing Tax Returns n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #37

Mitt Kampf n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #38

The Barber of Cranbrook n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #39

ha ha ha Kalidurga Oct 2012 #40

So Long And Thanks For All The Cash n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #41

Dog on a Hot Car Roof Loudestlib Oct 2012 #42

There is also Dog On a Hot Tin Roof.... dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #52

Män Som Hatar Kvinnor longship Oct 2012 #43

70 Brides for 7 Brothers n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #44

ouch! Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #148

The Swiss Banking Family... WCGreen Oct 2012 #45

Swiss Family Robbingsons Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #149

Nightmare on Sesame Street n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #46

Mitt will never get the "wit" vote. AdHocSolver Oct 2012 #47

Call me Dr. Frankenstein because I created the #Mitterature monster! Wanderlustig Oct 2012 #48

Welcome to the DU! littlemissmartypants Oct 2012 #76

Cheers Wanderlustig Oct 2012 #128

This is great stuff! Thanks for starting it! Glimmer of Hope Oct 2012 #188

Love your brainchild, Wanderlustwig! ailsagirl Oct 2012 #221

Bonds From My Father n/t jtuck004 Oct 2012 #49

Greens of My Father Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #150

My sides hurt....help!!!! dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #50

Their Eyes Were Watching My Uterus dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #51

And some dude... Wanderlustig Oct 2012 #53

More pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #54

The Count of Monte Cristo Sandwiches at the Waldorf theinquisitivechad Oct 2012 #110

It Takes a Pillage pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #56

ow! ow! ow! ow! ow! ow!!! Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #152

you are on FIRE! BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2012 #192

OMG, BRILLIANT! (Too close to the truth, though!) WinkyDink Oct 2012 #199

Dingleberry Spin NBachers Oct 2012 #57

Crime and No Punishment Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #59

yayay great minds! Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #65

The Holy Lieble n/t littlemissmartypants Oct 2012 #60

The Tax Returns that Mitt Forgot. nt AdHocSolver Oct 2012 #62

A few come to mind... Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #69

The Charge of the Fright Brigade n/t Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #72

The House of the Seven Houses Spitfire of ATJ Oct 2012 #80

Cayman Island Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #119

Campaign of Dunces Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #153

Wind in the Willards flamingdem Oct 2012 #70

Mitt and his thousand and one flip-flops. nt AdHocSolver Oct 2012 #71

Cayman Nights or A Thousand and One Millions Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #154

Swindler's List n/t backscatter712 Oct 2012 #73

Mitt Romney and the Terrible Horrible No Good Very Big Lie. TeamPooka Oct 2012 #74

Willard the Pooh Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #75

The Stinky Sleaze Man Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #156

Still Life with Peckerhead frazee Oct 2012 #77

The Bain Luck Club Indpndnt Oct 2012 #79

Dances with Hooves. nt tblue Oct 2012 #81

Ann of the Thousand Homes nt tblue Oct 2012 #82

Seven Brides for All Mitt's lies.. crunch60 Oct 2012 #83

Paulie Ryan and the Half-Brained Twit pepperbear Oct 2012 #84

Something very very very odd. aquart Oct 2012 #85

This is the one I just made #Mitterature Mitt Potter and the Chamber of the Swiss Bank Account Tcbys Oct 2012 #86

Robbin' Good Rose Siding Oct 2012 #87

The Barber's Diet: How to Trim Your Weight Just By Shaving. JHB Oct 2012 #89

These are hilarious! myrna minx Oct 2012 #90

Oh those are good! MatthewStLouis Oct 2012 #91

. ProSense Oct 2012 #92

The Merchant of Menace. Barack_America Oct 2012 #93

bump for morning crew flamingdem Oct 2012 #94

Foreclosed House on the Prairie dixiegrrrrl Oct 2012 #96

+1 lol! flamingdem Oct 2012 #104

Equity Pirates of Peseance. Initech Oct 2012 #99

One For The Money Initech Oct 2012 #100

Of Mice And You People Stop It! This Is Hard! Initech Oct 2012 #102

Excellent read LOL nt flamingdem Oct 2012 #105

!! Ruby the Liberal Oct 2012 #112

A Tale of Too Shitty jberryhill Oct 2012 #103

The Wind and The Liar notundecided Oct 2012 #107

Less Than Zero Credibility aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #108

"Crouching Liar, Hidden Tax Returns. #Mitterature" Ruby the Liberal Oct 2012 #111

A Study in Beige ananda Oct 2012 #113

Here are a few Aerows Oct 2012 #114

excellent!!! Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #157

snort! The Fat Cat in the Hat The Lyin', The Witch and the Boardroom flamingdem Oct 2012 #166

Around The World In 80 Offshore Bank Accounts Initech Oct 2012 #115

LOL ! nt flamingdem Oct 2012 #133

The Hunt for Red November Aerows Oct 2012 #116

Phony Patriot Games Initech Oct 2012 #122

Vanity Lair Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #117

It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Bain Initech Oct 2012 #118

Romney Ryan: Prince of Thieves Myrina Oct 2012 #120

This thread needs more rece! Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #121

Stop me, somebody... Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #158

How to Lose Friends and Impoverish People Aerows Oct 2012 #123

The Hound on the CoupedeVille Aerows Oct 2012 #124

I didn't come up with this one Aerows Oct 2012 #125

The Holy Babble. nt valerief Oct 2012 #126

OMG! I can't stop laughing! Xipe Totec Oct 2012 #127

This message was self-deleted by its author valerief Oct 2012 #129

The Legend of Slashing Healthcare Aerows Oct 2012 #130

Tall Tale Heart!!! Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #159

How about The Craven? Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #160

perfect Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #162

He Quoth Aerows Oct 2012 #163

I found a few Aerows Oct 2012 #161

Lord of the Fleece. nt valerief Oct 2012 #131

Heart of Darkness n/t D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #132

Mostly Charmless n/t D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #134

LOL! Aerows Oct 2012 #141

The Scarlet M mfcorey1 Oct 2012 #136

700 Wives For Seven Brothers Initech Oct 2012 #137

hah! nt flamingdem Oct 2012 #167

Selfish Reliance D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #138

The Cask of A-Romney-Liar Aerows Oct 2012 #139

The liar the witch and the boardroom D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #142

A Scammer Darkly D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #143

Their Eyes Were Watching Fraud (and tax evasion) D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #144

After this one, I swear I'll quit Aerows Oct 2012 #145

For those that wondered, here are the original titles Aerows Oct 2012 #165

This message was self-deleted by its author D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #210

Own The Road; Remembrance Of Things Amassed aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #155

Wheel of Time Aerows Oct 2012 #168

Real Titles for Wheel of Time Aerows Oct 2012 #169

Precious Money - Based On The Novel Push By Sapphire Initech Oct 2012 #171

Remember Stephen King's horror novel about the murderous clown? tblue37 Oct 2012 #172

The Little Taxpayer That Wouldn't Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #174

To Kill a Big Bird BainsBane Oct 2012 #175

Can't stop laughing!!! ailsagirl Oct 2012 #185

That's a beaut! nt valerief Oct 2012 #225

A Tale of Two Mitts BainsBane Oct 2012 #176

The Tax Runner BainsBane Oct 2012 #177

The Power And The Vainglory aint_no_life_nowhere Oct 2012 #178

I Hope They Serve Sparkling White Wine In Hell Initech Oct 2012 #179

Seabiscuit (Dressage Version) Initech Oct 2012 #180

Dogbiscuit TeeYiYi Oct 2012 #208

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! ailsagirl Oct 2012 #181

Fido on the Roof! Xipe Totec Oct 2012 #187

hahahahahah!!! Voice for Peace Oct 2012 #215

The Faked and the Dead femmedem Oct 2012 #189

Island of the Tax Shelters AspenRose Oct 2012 #191

One Hundred Years of Servitude YellaDog1950 Oct 2012 #193

if I twittered: The Fugly American BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2012 #194

HURRAY - Made it to the greatest page! Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #196

Fear and Loathing in Salt Lake City NightWatcher Oct 2012 #197

This message was self-deleted by its author MadDash Oct 2012 #198

The Phantom of the IRS Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #201

The Old Man and the C-Note Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #203

Lord of the Lies Sparkly Oct 2012 #204

There's Something About Romney Xipe Totec Oct 2012 #205

One Screwed Over the Cuckoo's Nest D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #207

The White Horse and His Ploy D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #209

Bore and Fleece D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #211

Scary Plotter and the Trousers of Fire D23MIURG23 Oct 2012 #212

heeeeeeeeee heeeeeeeeeeee! BlancheSplanchnik Oct 2012 #219

The Gripes of Tax wickerwoman Oct 2012 #213

The Oddity Iwillnevergiveup Oct 2012 #214

Not trending anymore. Must tweet all these folks ! Laura PourMeADrink Oct 2012 #216

Here's one that can stay as it is: PSYCHO ailsagirl Oct 2012 #222

The Soylence of the Lambs pinboy3niner Oct 2012 #223

The Seven Habits Of Highly Effective Tax Cheats Initech Oct 2012 #224

A Song Of Pants Are On Fire Initech Oct 2012 #226

Niiiiiiiiiiiice. Wanderlustig Oct 2012 #227