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LOL! The National Park Service, with humor and advice [View all]
Link to tweet
There were three tweets with advice after that. Full text of the thread:
National Park Service
@NatlParkService
One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
We’ve all walked through a web. Here are a few tips to get through it. Well, you already went through it, but...
🕸️As you walk down a trail, use a stick to make first contact with potential webs.
🕸️Sleep in and let the early risers clear the trail for you. Or bring a (We’re not going to say it. Rhymes with wall) friend with you and put them up front.
🕸️Keep in mind the average spider can spin or repair a web in about 30 to 60 minutes. Something to consider if you'll be coming back the same way.
@NatlParkService
One does not simply become a master of karate. First, you must accidentally walk into a spider web.
We’ve all walked through a web. Here are a few tips to get through it. Well, you already went through it, but...
🕸️As you walk down a trail, use a stick to make first contact with potential webs.
🕸️Sleep in and let the early risers clear the trail for you. Or bring a (We’re not going to say it. Rhymes with wall) friend with you and put them up front.
🕸️Keep in mind the average spider can spin or repair a web in about 30 to 60 minutes. Something to consider if you'll be coming back the same way.
Good advice...though as someone who's tall, I consider the second suggestion in the next-to-last tweet there discriminatory.
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