More Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today: Powerful Crime, Illegal Adlingthin

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Hey folks, as the trial over someone's Powerful Crimes and Illegal Adlingthin continues, election season heats up, and the DU journals are working again, howsabout another look into the world of right wing doublethink?

(No. 67 in an occasional series.)

The Evergrowing But Only On One Side Democrat vs GOP Pervert Tally

* Degenerate Perverts Unfit For Public Life: Cal Cunningham, John Conyers, Andrew Cuomo, John Edwards, Katie Hill, Elliot Spitzer, Anthony Wiener; Great Americans Who Believe In Family Values And Deserve A "Mulligan" or Two Or Three: Ali Alexander, Tim Ballard ., Joe Barton, Brad Benson, Shawn Bergstrand, Mike Bickle ., John Bizon, Lauren Boebert, Anthony Bouchard, Luke Bowen, Jared Micheal Boyce, Aaron Brink , David Byrd, Herman Cain, Scotty Campbell, Tucker Carlson, Madison Cawthorn, Lee Chatfield, Joshua Craft, Larry Craig, Chris DeJoseph, Steve DesJarlais, Tudor Dixon, Jeff Duncan, Bobby Dyer, Joe Fain, Jerry Falwell Jr and the entire staff of Liberty University, Phillip Fisher Jr., Mark Foley, Trent Franks .,Matt Gaetz, Will Gardner, Ben Gibson, Newt Gingrich, Phil Godlewski , Marjorie Taylor Greene, Eric Greitens, Joe Gruters, Rudy Guiliani, Adam Hageman, Sean Hannity, Gabrielle Hanson ., Dennis Hastert, Rocky Hayes, Charles Herbster, Curtis Hill, Perry Hooper Jr., Duncan Hunter, Jeff Jansen, Daryl Johnson , Alex Jones, Gym Jordan, Randy Gene Kaufman, Brett Kavanaugh, Bernard Kerik, Joel Koskan, Nathan Larson, Anton Lazzaro, Corey Lewandowski, Kyle Lewter (NEW!), Rush Limbaugh, Nancy Mace, Josh Mandell, Bud Marty May, Vance McAllister, Randy McNally, John Merrill, Jason Miller, Roy Moore, Bernie Moreno (NEW!), Brad Namdar, Walt Nauta, Jonathan Newel, Kristi Noem, Bill O'Reilly, Carl Paladino, Frank Pavone, Charles Peruto, Dennis Prager , Lawrence Ray, Tom Reed, Matthew Reilly , Kevin Rinke, Rick Roeber, Matt Rosendale (NEW!), Chad Micheal Salsman, Bill Sanderson, Mark Sanford, George Santos, Matt Schlapp, Cameron Sexton, Alek Skarlatos, Melvin Slack, Bryan Slaton, Ken Starr(!!!), Kent Stermond, Sarah Stogner, Roger Stone, David Stringer, Charles Sutherland, Van Taylor, Clarence Thomas, David Todeschini, Donald Trump, Ruben Verastigui, David Vitter, Aaron von Ehlinger, Marty Decole Wagner , Herschel Walker, Jesse Watters, Steve Wynn, Christian and Bridget Ziegler (#32, Feb. 2018)

And as a bonus, proving that conservative moral hypocrisy isn't a new phenomenon: William Claude Jones

More Reposts and Updates:

* Celebrities like Taylor Swift should know their place and not get involved in political discussions. Exceptions: Gene Simmons, Ted Nugent, Kid Rock, Victoria Jackson, Dennis Miller, Scott Baio, Chuck Norris, Chuck Woolery, Diamond&Silk, Ronald Reagan, and Donald Trump. (#45, Oct. 2020)

* It's "completely unfair" for the government to forgive student loan debt, but not that of companies owned by "free market" Republicans or their spouses. (#57, Sept. 2022)

* There's nothing wrong with fourteen year olds getting married. (#37, March 2019)

All-New More Things You Have To Believe To Be A Republican Today:

* On the word of an indicted sexual predator, you vote against the bill you yourself helped write and gives Republicans everything they've been saying they want on border security (short of filling the Rio Grande with nuclear alligators, of course).

From Threads via applegrove:
* The relationship between Fani Willis and Nathan Wade is a conflict of interest; the relationship between Clarence Thomas and Ginni Thomas is not.

* Rainbow flags should be outlawed but Confederate battle flags must be protected.

* You're concerned about TikTok being "foreign propaganda" because you saw Fox News report scary stories about it.

* You race to buy a Bible from Donald Trump, just like the one he held upside down after having priests teargassed.

* The Gonzaga basketball team is composed solely of illegal immigrants.

* You're mad that Ronna Romney McDaniel, who was fired from the RNC, was subsequently fired by NBC. And agree with Fox New calling it "an ideologically slanted network".

* You're so disgusted and horrified by the Arizona Supreme Court's upholding of a Nineteenth Century abortion ban that you thwart efforts to repeal it. Well, until you realize a week or two later that you'll get murdered at the polls if you don't vote to repeal it.

* Offensive to "Family Values™": Gay marriage. No problem with "Family Values™": Marrying your first cousin.

* The Secretary of Homeland Security must be impeached for failing to do the job you refuse to let him do.

* You think Joe Biden is too old and infirm to continue as President; you think it's unfair that Donald Trump has to sit up straight and pay attention in court every day.