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TomSlick

(11,547 posts)

37. Vance needs to go on TV and deny ever f'king a couch.

Reply to question everything (Reply #1)

Fri Jul 26, 2024, 07:24 PM

Jul 26

Surely, if the story wasn't true, he would loudly deny it - right?

It sucks to have to deny a salacious story but them's the breaks.

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MAGA! [View all] EarlG Jul 26 OP

Really. It was determined to not be true so why propagate it here? question everything Jul 26 #1

everyone knows it's untrue... but it's funny WarGamer Jul 26 #2

Because it's funny EarlG Jul 26 #3

I was very against DUers trying to spread this story as if it's true, but as long as everyone knows it was highplainsdem Jul 26 #20

As I posted yesterday - Read 'Fear and Loathing On the Campaign Trail' by Hunter S. Thompson GoneOffShore Jul 26 #5

Thank you. I just think that on DU we pride ourselves on being truthful, we are even invited question everything Jul 26 #8

To be fair, neither you nor I know for sure whether JD Vance actually fucked his couch EarlG Jul 26 #9

Earl, you know True Dough Jul 26 #28

Or whether the couch popped a spring and louslobbs Jul 26 #36

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We take the 'high road', and that presents a good target for getting shot at. GoneOffShore Jul 26 #10

They can do the same to our candidates, you know, and we will not have the justification of "high road." question everything Jul 26 #25

Where have you been? Keepthesoulalive Jul 26 #33

Are you saying we should couch it? StarryNite Jul 26 #6

Fwiw, snopes has lost credibility as a fact checker... getagrip_already Jul 26 #11

Hell, Colbert did a monologue piece on it last night! lastlib Jul 26 #19

Vance needs to go on TV and deny ever f'king a couch. TomSlick Jul 26 #37

It is getting him "press". republianmushroom Jul 26 #4

Yeah, I don't believe it, gab13by13 Jul 26 #7

Couchfluffing puts the love into the love seat. Kid Berwyn Jul 26 #12

Laughing one's ass off at Vance is a valid action. MineralMan Jul 26 #13

It's true unless proven otherwise (refer to trump/Obama/birth certificate/lies/innuendo/"just asking"/"I heard"/etc.) AnotherMother4Peace Jul 26 #14

Reminds me of a Lyndon Johnson story. Elessar Zappa Jul 26 #18

Vance's couch memes make me smile LetMyPeopleVote Jul 26 #15

Funny how they hate it when it is done to them... BrianTheEVGuy Jul 26 #16

There's no putting the toothpaste back in the tube on this one, though. Sky Jewels Jul 26 #22

And I'm here for it NT BrianTheEVGuy Jul 26 #24

Same! Sky Jewels Jul 26 #30

Thanks! BrianTheEVGuy Jul 26 #32

more cushion for the pushin southmost Jul 26 #17

If it's not true, then why not Just Deny it Vance? Hermit-The-Prog Jul 26 #21

Move over couch, we have Dolphins now. 😱😆 sheshe2 Jul 26 #23

Did you see my reply 20, sheshe? highplainsdem Jul 26 #26

I did now🤣🤣🤣🤣😁 sheshe2 Jul 26 #27

Guess that's why they call it a "love seat"! Initech Jul 26 #29

Love means never having to say you're a sofa 🤡 blogslug Jul 26 #31

Please don't Keepthesoulalive Jul 26 #34

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha Rubyshoo Jul 26 #35