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regnaD kciN

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61. Love seat, baby, love seat...

Sat Aug 10, 2024, 03:40 PM

Aug 2024

Vance got him an ego, it’s as big as a whale,
And it’s about to set sail!

Love seat, it’s a little old couch where Vance can get into leather,
Love seat, bay-bee!

Bang, bang, bang on the couch, JD…

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STOP THE COUCH NONSENSE! IT IS WRONG! [View all] Joe Cool Aug 2024 OP

AND STOP THE "WEIRD" NONSENSE! IT'S WORKING! Think. Again. Aug 2024 #1

That is so wrong arlyellowdog Aug 2024 #2

But was his "encounter" with the sextional agingdem Aug 2024 #11

Ohhh took me a minute arlyellowdog Aug 2024 #15

JV Vance's cock was couched between the cushions. Deek1935 Aug 2024 #3

Well, it must have been a self-loveseat Dock_Yard Aug 2024 #25

You know who else fucks loveseats? LuckyCharms Aug 2024 #4

🤔 underpants Aug 2024 #33

Couch Potato Veterans for the Truth! Turbineguy Aug 2024 #5

👍😆 underpants Aug 2024 #39

I thought he was a furnie utopian Aug 2024 #6

😆 underpants Aug 2024 #35

furnies are saying et tu Aug 2024 #37

he did it with a real dolphin prodigitalson Aug 2024 #65

Eeeeww ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 2024 #67

If loving a couch is wrong Demobrat Aug 2024 #7

If Trump somehow strokes out in the next month, and Vance becomes top of the ticket, this bloke is the LAST one he would Celerity Aug 2024 #8

LOL - good one (nt) Pinback Aug 2024 #19

Well Played! (nt) ProfessorGAC Aug 2024 #21

This message was self-deleted by its author Oneironaut Aug 2024 #81

Good one Gaytano70 Aug 2024 #9

It May Be Wrong To Say 'Couch', Sir The Magistrate Aug 2024 #10

"Hit 'em high! Hit 'em low! Kick 'em when they're down!" Ocelot II Aug 2024 #29

You got me. Vance & secret couch pleasures - whatever, as long as he's hetero-sectional (and OK w/his wife). nt AnotherMother4Peace Aug 2024 #12

What if...his wife (shudder) -helps- ? ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 2024 #68

He's no slouch when it BattleRow Aug 2024 #73

Yes it IS WRONG Metaphorical Aug 2024 #13

Leave Vladimir Futon Alone !!! Rubyshoo Aug 2024 #14

Also Divan the Terrible. Ocelot II Aug 2024 #30

😆 underpants Aug 2024 #41

Hey look, any davenport in a storm underpants Aug 2024 #54

I may have an accident if I read anymore posts from laughing so hard. Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #62

What is your porpoise in posting this? central scrutinizer Aug 2024 #16

Ooh! underpants Aug 2024 #42

hee hee Emile Aug 2024 #79

It was a LOVE SEAT. ...... Not. Trueblue1968 Aug 2024 #17

the guy wears eyeliner.. agingdem Aug 2024 #60

Whatever you do . . . SarcasticSatyr Aug 2024 #18

It's a slippery slope into marriage with a love seat ouija Aug 2024 #20

It's gotta be the satin upholstery. calimary Aug 2024 #24

Stolen velour. Ocelot II Aug 2024 #31

Yes! Need a background check and a solid pre-nup. Dock_Yard Aug 2024 #28

But but JustAnotherGen Aug 2024 #22

The drumph Vance ticket has lost its cushion. Outside the margin of error now. Comfortably_Numb Aug 2024 #23

I heard it was a sleeper sofa notemason Aug 2024 #26

Hetero-sectional....LOVE IT! ProudMNDemocrat Aug 2024 #27

He bought rambler_american Aug 2024 #32

Rec... Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #63

I wish people would focus on his Guard experience instead Blue Owl Aug 2024 #34

His favorite upholstery fabric? The Unmitigated Gall Aug 2024 #36

This is Sofa King ridiculous! Gawd, the puns keep coming! Maeve Aug 2024 #38

I'll try to couch this delicately RoadRunner Aug 2024 #40

JD Vance is a WEIRDO and a PERV BlueWavePsych Aug 2024 #43

I recline your request mercuryblues Aug 2024 #44

HaHaHa anniebelle Aug 2024 #45

I hear that he's a frequent visitor jayschool2013 Aug 2024 #46

I heard he has a thing for La-Z-Boys edisdead Aug 2024 #47

Has anyone established the gender BattleRow Aug 2024 #72

... CountAllVotes Aug 2024 #74

Instead of pillows his couch has bases. dameatball Aug 2024 #48

Vance Corporal Press Release wants to revive the Ottoman Empire! GoneOffShore Aug 2024 #49

STOP,. . .DON'T STOP. Just wanted you all to know I was scaring my kitty! niyad Aug 2024 #50

Hold my coffee! Tweedy Aug 2024 #51

I read on Threads that he's "sectional sexual" karin_sj Aug 2024 #52

I hope he didn't have any off spring to support. sheshe2 Aug 2024 #53

Hey! lonely bird Aug 2024 #77

... sheshe2 Aug 2024 #78

You know, a futon in the same room allegedly witnessed his sectional harassment of the couch. Otterdaemmerung Aug 2024 #55

I heard he has a second family squirreled away... tandem5 Aug 2024 #56

The real issue is, of course, did he use "scotch guard"? jaxexpat Aug 2024 #57

Hillarious...and those who are upset about this thread...well if the couch fits am I right? Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #64

The lines write themselves jaxexpat Aug 2024 #66

Perhaps it was a Chesterfield? tavernier Aug 2024 #58

I heard it was a lovesac Clouds Passing Aug 2024 #59

Love seat, baby, love seat... regnaD kciN Aug 2024 #61

Looking for a love getaway. Nicely done. No-Respect-In-TN Aug 2024 #75

People are saying that there is a tape, where you can clearly hear his voice. DontBelieveEastisEas Aug 2024 #69

One of the speakers at the rally yesterday said...'stop hiding behind the couch' to Vance. Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #70

Excellent post!!!! Demsrule86 Aug 2024 #71

Deleted Richard D Aug 2024 #76

His big choice Bundbuster Aug 2024 #80