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Zoomie1986

(1,213 posts)
71. You'd understand if you'd ever dealt with underwires
Thu Aug 15, 2024, 04:11 PM
Aug 2024

Not a single one managed to stay in its holster. The metal inevitably pokes out and digs into the ribs or armpits, leaving bruises and sometimes even cutting us. Shoulder straps in the old days were notorious for being harsh enough to chafe our skin raw. Advances in elastics and other fabrics have fixed most of that problem...but some bras out there still chafe our shoulders.

If men had ever had to wear them, they would have burned the old school bras after one day's use, never mind a lifetime of it.

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JD Vance: Open mouth, change foot. Ramsey Barner Aug 2024 #1
LOL! Perfection in a nutshell!! KPN Aug 2024 #3
I heard it was: Open mouth, insert foot, chew vigorously... Wounded Bear Aug 2024 #35
Why does this fool keep doing this? NJCher Aug 2024 #2
Vance take his orders from ... Whiskeytide Aug 2024 #24
The first attempt is just a run thru ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 2024 #39
Yes, Trump is a tool, a useful idiot PatSeg Aug 2024 #43
That does it! JD will outlaw menopause. Period. JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2024 #4
HEY! Biglinda 52 Aug 2024 #42
Periodically, puns happen JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2024 #47
You just go with the flow, huh? Sky Jewels Aug 2024 #51
Easily fixed. Just tamp on it a bit. JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2024 #53
And sometimes you probably need to pad your puns. Sky Jewels Aug 2024 #55
insert drum sting here OMGWTF Aug 2024 #59
Here you go... 3catwoman3 Aug 2024 #76
But then who will take care of all the grandchildren??? PatSeg Aug 2024 #44
The cats can watch the grandkids JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2024 #45
Cats would be a step up Zoomie1986 Aug 2024 #65
Ah yes, of course! PatSeg Aug 2024 #68
No grandchildren? Post-menopausal? not fooled Aug 2024 #46
Bite me ... JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2024 #49
Quote: "No fear, no fucks". Bantamfancier Aug 2024 #5
If ALL WOMEN... 2naSalit Aug 2024 #6
Lol... I See What You Did There Rubyshoo Aug 2024 #8
historically its happened before.... i mentioned this tactic on Twit soon after dobbs.. samnsara Aug 2024 #14
All right.... COL Mustard Aug 2024 #22
It would certainly force... 2naSalit Aug 2024 #26
What's the old saying? COL Mustard Aug 2024 #27
good vibrations lol nt et tu Aug 2024 #63
As above. Aristus Aug 2024 #32
PMW here. Pacifist Patriot Aug 2024 #7
I'm one too ... from the Pacific Northwest, soooo Sky Jewels Aug 2024 #62
Amen, sister. Joinfortmill Aug 2024 #9
Lol! Love it! Nt ecstatic Aug 2024 #10
and because its the 55th anniversary of Woodstock...we demand samnsara Aug 2024 #11
Milwaukee Irish julmur Aug 2024 #12
That's brilliant and so true! PMW woman here. Vinca Aug 2024 #13
Watch "The Bad News Bears", the original 1976 version starring Walter Matthau and Tatum O'Neal 4lbs Aug 2024 #15
What did I miss? What did he say about PMW? n/t thesquanderer Aug 2024 #16
This .... eppur_se_muova Aug 2024 #25
It's amazing how Usha hasn't dumped him yet IronLionZion Aug 2024 #17
It always amazes me Diamond_Dog Aug 2024 #30
Some women hate what they are so much Zoomie1986 Aug 2024 #66
Did he do/say something specifically? Chakaconcarne Aug 2024 #18
Our only purpose in life is to raise the grandchildren. Scroll up and read link at #25. nature-lover Aug 2024 #29
I too have lived through the 50's FalloutShelter Aug 2024 #19
"you couch-fucking little pussy ass bitch" Botany Aug 2024 #20
Some folks learn by doing. COL Mustard Aug 2024 #21
Don't whiz on the electric fence, jd ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 2024 #40
LOLOLOL!!!!! COL Mustard Aug 2024 #41
If only John K hadn't broken bad ArkansasDemocrat1 Aug 2024 #50
I know someone who did that. 3catwoman3 Aug 2024 #78
Ouch! COL Mustard Aug 2024 #79
I'll bet not. 3catwoman3 Aug 2024 #80
Man! COL Mustard Aug 2024 #81
They're talking about me and my generation rhiannon55 Aug 2024 #23
Yes ma'am. twodogsbarking Aug 2024 #28
Yeah, he don't know who he's messing with. mucholderthandirt Aug 2024 #31
Marla was an American citizen from birth Zoomie1986 Aug 2024 #67
I approve this message. yardwork Aug 2024 #33
Those girls standing beside the car, are they drinking Pina Colada's in the school parking lot before class? Hotler Aug 2024 #34
Those look like smart girls. They would know that pre-class requires ... JustABozoOnThisBus Aug 2024 #54
Colleges in the 70s and early 80s Zoomie1986 Aug 2024 #69
Ouch ! When they are done with JD, he will think weird and cat ladies republianmushroom Aug 2024 #36
Works for me! calimary Aug 2024 #83
... AKwannabe Aug 2024 #37
And we did it while working one or more jobs with babies at our side. colorado_ufo Aug 2024 #38
I lived through that whole time also. patphil Aug 2024 #48
Kickin' for TRUTH Faux pas Aug 2024 #52
Rushbo said to "Draw the tent tighter." czarjak Aug 2024 #56
This grandma mgardener Aug 2024 #57
This PMW been to hell and back. And I still live. So listen up little boy Clouds Passing Aug 2024 #58
Preach it SISTERS!!!! /NT sdfernando Aug 2024 #60
I remember trying to figure out bra burnings -- from a distance. Hermit-The-Prog Aug 2024 #61
let the 'girls' be free nt et tu Aug 2024 #64
Bounce Your Boobies sarge43 Aug 2024 #70
ty sarge43! nt et tu Aug 2024 #77
You'd understand if you'd ever dealt with underwires Zoomie1986 Aug 2024 #71
We will bury Trump and Vance dai13sy Aug 2024 #72
Well said! Jean Genie Aug 2024 #73
Think of the hypocrisy of that statement raising2moredems Aug 2024 #74
wow... powerful BlueWaveNeverEnd Aug 2024 #75
After this can we lose that phrase arlyellowdog Aug 2024 #82
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