So, Before The Farmers Get Their Trump Bailout

[Warpy]

20. This is buying their votes

pure and simple, so that red states will continue to vote for their Republican Congressmen to keep that gravy train running. Hey, free money! Next year we won't have to plant anything, we can pile into the RV like we always wanted to do and see America (except for the cities, they're scary).

OK, this is an unfair exaggeration, but they will plant less and stay home to care for any livestock. They'll take it easy after this year's bumper crop is either fed to animals or left to rot since Bumhole destroyed USAID, one of their overflow markets that kept the price right.

I just hope there isn't a big backlash as these stupid tariffs hurt us all while farmers are collecting their loot.