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QueerDuck

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21. While trying to change his own soiled diaper...
Sat Oct 4, 2025, 08:21 AM
Oct 2025

some slippery bits fall to the floor that he does not see, until he steps on them, causing him to slip and fall, with his head hitting the toilet bowl causing him to lose consciousness, wherein he falls face-first into a soiled adult diaper, briefly regaining consciousness to realize what just happened and the humiliation he'll face if discovered with his own excrement on his face, just moments before his heart stops, and indeed his fears come true and he's discovered face down in his own diaper? Is that how it happens? Maybe?

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Is he dead yet? [View all] Orrex Oct 2025 OP
Choked on Acetaminophen? Yonnie3 Oct 2025 #1
"Today?" hlthe2b Oct 2025 #2
Fatal seizure upon realizing a vision of his desired coin with "Asshole" across the top? SheltieLover Oct 2025 #3
Evidence that he is still alive is fleeting, other than Jack Valentino Oct 2025 #4
not just rants-- completely crazed unhinged AI videos LymphocyteLover Oct 2025 #10
Got the Grim Reaper really pissed with his insane reaper meme... MiHale Oct 2025 #5
I am quite sure all surviving members of Blue Oyster Cult are thoroughly disgusted with Jack Valentino Oct 2025 #12
The shadows of the reaper Farmer-Rick Oct 2025 #19
Melaaaaniaaaah's hair turns to snakes and she turns Donald Fuck to stone. And that's the truth. twodogsbarking Oct 2025 #6
LOL malaise Oct 2025 #7
No but malaise Oct 2025 #8
Grim Reaper surfered Oct 2025 #14
Lightning could work too malaise Oct 2025 #17
Hoping the next picture will be the reaper BLADE raised, and bluestarone Oct 2025 #35
Nope Gimpyknee Oct 2025 #9
stroked out laughing at one of his stupid AI videos? LymphocyteLover Oct 2025 #11
I think it'd be cool if all those schlocky gold doodads he put all the Oval fell off all at once LymphocyteLover Oct 2025 #13
Linus has a plan surfered Oct 2025 #15
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Oct 2025 #16
Fingers crossed🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾 surfered Oct 2025 #27
Someone mistook his orange head for a pumpkin and Tanuki Oct 2025 #18
You win the thread today😂 malaise Oct 2025 #22
A striking resemblance....a rotting pumpkin surfered Oct 2025 #28
Has a stroke triggered by Gavin Newsom's relentless trolling Wicked Blue Oct 2025 #20
While trying to change his own soiled diaper... QueerDuck Oct 2025 #21
One is allowed to hope! niyad Oct 2025 #23
Done in by a group of fanatical numismatists demanding that all profiles on coins must be dead at least two years? jls4561 Oct 2025 #24
"Fanatical Numismatists" GopherGal Oct 2025 #25
Not last night, damn it. republianmushroom Oct 2025 #26
I was so excited today. I thought this was an obituary -- turns out I was very wrong. LetMyPeopleVote Oct 2025 #29
Angry escalator. Sneederbunk Oct 2025 #30
With his heavy makeup and a system full of junk food grease and chemicals Blue Owl Oct 2025 #31
And he'll look better in his coffin than he ever did alive. ShazzieB Oct 2025 #33
Make hell great again. Prairie_Seagull Oct 2025 #32
No, dammit! 🤬 ShazzieB Oct 2025 #34
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